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Cheki huyu jamaa anachomfanyia huyu mrembo kanisani

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Jamaa kaenda kanisani akakaa karibu na mrembo.
Wakati mahubiri yakiendlea jamaa akaanza kuingiza vocal:
Jamaa: dada mi nakupenda saana
Dem: Kaka naomba umsikilize mchungaji
Jamaa: nipe nafasi uwe msimamizi wa serikali ya moyo wangu…
Dem: niache…
Jamaa: kweli nakupenda mpnz
Dem: (kwa sauti kubwa) nmesema NIACHEEEE!!
Watu wote kanisani wakageuka… Jamaa kaona noma na ili atulize msala
Jamaa: sikuachi hadi ukiri YESU kuwa Bwana na mwokozi wa Maisha yako.
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Josephine Nduta (Guest) on April 14, 2017

Hii ni ya kufurahisha! πŸ˜„πŸ˜…

Fikiri (Guest) on April 9, 2017

Bado nacheka, hiyo ilikuwa nzuri sana! 🀣

Patrick Akech (Guest) on April 4, 2017

Hii ni joke ya kipekee sana! πŸ˜ŠπŸ‘

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on March 17, 2017

Kila siku napenda jokes zenu! πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

David Chacha (Guest) on March 5, 2017

πŸ˜„ Umenishika vizuri!

Mwafirika (Guest) on February 26, 2017

πŸ˜… Nilihitaji hii!

Janet Sumari (Guest) on January 31, 2017

Napenda vile mnaweka jokes kila siku! πŸ˜†πŸ‘

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on January 17, 2017

Nimefurahia hii sana! πŸ˜†πŸ˜Š

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on January 10, 2017

🀣 Hii kichekesho ni nzuri sana!

Rehema (Guest) on January 4, 2017

Sikutarajia hiyo punchlineβ€”kichekesho! 🀣

Alice Mrema (Guest) on December 26, 2016

Hii imenikumbusha enzi zile! πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚

Zubeida (Guest) on December 22, 2016

😁 Kicheko bora ya siku!

Binti (Guest) on December 13, 2016

πŸ˜‚ Siwezi kuacha kucheka!

Ann Wambui (Guest) on November 20, 2016

πŸ˜„ Kichekesho gani!

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on October 28, 2016

Hii joke imenikumbusha enzi zile! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚

Nora Kidata (Guest) on October 12, 2016

Hii imenifurahisha sana! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜…

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on October 7, 2016

Nimecheka hadi machozi yanatoka! 🀣😭

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on September 28, 2016

Nimecheka hadi nina furaha sana! 🀣😊

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on September 10, 2016

Wow, hii kichekesho ni mshindi kamili! πŸ†

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David Sokoine (Guest) on August 15, 2016

🀣 Ninashiriki hii na kila mtu!

Paul Kamau (Guest) on June 25, 2016

Hii ni joke ya kufurahisha sana! πŸ‘πŸ˜†

Mtumwa (Guest) on June 21, 2016

Haha, hii ni ya kuhifadhi! πŸ“Œ

John Mwangi (Guest) on June 11, 2016

Hii imenikumbusha kicheko cha zamani! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…

Selemani (Guest) on May 6, 2016

πŸ˜ƒ Hii imenichekesha kwa sauti kweli!

Jane Malecela (Guest) on May 6, 2016

Haha! Sijacheka hivi kwa muda mrefu! 🀣

John Lissu (Guest) on May 3, 2016

πŸ˜† Ninacheka sana sasa hivi!

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on April 27, 2016

πŸ˜‚ Nacheka hadi nalia!

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on April 10, 2016

Brilliant! Muda wake ulikuwa kamili! ⏰

Nahida (Guest) on March 8, 2016

πŸ˜† Bado nacheka!

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on February 17, 2016

Hii ni joke ya kipekee sana! πŸ˜‚πŸ‘

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on February 3, 2016

πŸ˜… Nilihitaji kicheko hiki, asante!

Rahma (Guest) on January 11, 2016

πŸ˜‚ Kali sana!

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on December 26, 2015

πŸ˜„ Umeimaliza kabisa!

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 21, 2015

😁 Hii ni hazina ya kichekesho!

John Lissu (Guest) on December 9, 2015

Nimeipenda hii joke! πŸ˜„πŸ˜‚

Grace Mushi (Guest) on December 7, 2015

😁 Hii ni dhahabu!

John Mushi (Guest) on December 2, 2015

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha kila siku! πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Alice Mrema (Guest) on November 21, 2015

Hii imenikuna hadi nina furaha sana! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚

Janet Wambura (Guest) on November 12, 2015

😁 Hakika hii ni kichekesho changu kipya!

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on November 11, 2015

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Grace Minja (Guest) on October 25, 2015

Hii imenichekesha sana! πŸ€£πŸ˜†

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on October 12, 2015

Kweli mna ucheshi wa kipekee! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

David Kawawa (Guest) on September 25, 2015

Hii ni ya kufurahisha sana! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜„

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on September 23, 2015

πŸ˜† Hiyo punchline ilikuwa kali!

Martin Otieno (Guest) on September 11, 2015

πŸ˜‚ Nalia kwa kweli hapa!

Mwanajuma (Guest) on July 15, 2015

πŸ˜… Ilibidi nishiriki hii na kila mtu!

Baraka (Guest) on June 24, 2015

πŸ˜… Bado nacheka!

Sarah Karani (Guest) on June 12, 2015

Hii ni kali kabisa! Siwezi kushiba! πŸ˜‚

Yahya (Guest) on May 24, 2015

Asante Ackyshine

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on May 12, 2015

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Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on May 11, 2015

Hii kichekesho ni ya kuhifadhi bila shaka! 😁

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on May 10, 2015

πŸ˜…πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚πŸ‘

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on April 27, 2015

πŸ˜… Nilihitaji kicheko hicho!

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on April 14, 2015

πŸ˜„ Siwezi hata kupumua, ni kichekesho sana!

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