Why was the clown crying?

Daniel Obura (Guest) on March 2, 2022

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Mary Kendi (Guest) on February 24, 2022

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Halima (Guest) on February 23, 2022

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Issack (Guest) on February 21, 2022

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Charles Mboje (Guest) on February 19, 2022

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on February 7, 2022

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on January 31, 2022

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Nancy Komba (Guest) on January 26, 2022

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Bahati (Guest) on January 9, 2022

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Rahma (Guest) on January 6, 2022

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Mwagonda (Guest) on December 31, 2021

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on December 29, 2021

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Kassim (Guest) on December 27, 2021

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on December 27, 2021

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

John Mwangi (Guest) on December 24, 2021

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Biashara (Guest) on December 23, 2021

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Mustafa (Guest) on December 22, 2021

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on December 18, 2021

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Mwanahawa (Guest) on December 16, 2021

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on December 9, 2021

😆 Totally hilarious!

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on December 7, 2021

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Azima (Guest) on December 7, 2021

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on December 5, 2021

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on December 3, 2021

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Kiza (Guest) on December 3, 2021

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on November 30, 2021

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Nuru (Guest) on November 29, 2021

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Nassor (Guest) on November 21, 2021

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Grace Minja (Guest) on November 6, 2021

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Umi (Guest) on October 31, 2021

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on October 28, 2021

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on October 24, 2021

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on October 20, 2021

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on October 17, 2021

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

George Tenga (Guest) on October 15, 2021

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

John Kamande (Guest) on October 13, 2021

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on September 30, 2021

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Brian Karanja (Guest) on September 28, 2021

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Jafari (Guest) on September 15, 2021

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Mustafa (Guest) on September 4, 2021

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Fadhili (Guest) on September 1, 2021

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Khadija (Guest) on August 24, 2021

😁 This made my day!

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on August 24, 2021

😄 What a joke!

Mwajuma (Guest) on August 19, 2021

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on August 16, 2021

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on August 14, 2021

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Nuru (Guest) on August 5, 2021

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on August 1, 2021

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on July 28, 2021

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Susan Wangari (Guest) on July 13, 2021

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on July 9, 2021

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Zulekha (Guest) on June 29, 2021

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on June 1, 2021

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Warda (Guest) on May 15, 2021

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Muslima (Guest) on May 5, 2021

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on April 17, 2021

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on April 9, 2021

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Charles Mrope (Guest) on April 8, 2021

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Ibrahim (Guest) on April 8, 2021

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Jamila (Guest) on April 5, 2021

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅