Name her Patty! 🍔
Explanation:
The hamburger named her daughter Patty, because Patty is a common term used to refer to the beef patty that goes inside a hamburger. It's a play on words that brings a smile to your face, imagining a hamburger giving birth to a little patty. 🍔😄
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🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on December 14, 2021
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on December 8, 2021
😆 Still cracking up!
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I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
Rukia (Guest) on September 2, 2021
🤣 This one got me good!
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I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
George Ndungu (Guest) on July 19, 2021
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on July 6, 2021
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 18, 2021
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼