What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
🌹 A heartfelt embrace and a bouquet of lovely carrots! 🥕🥕
Explanation:
The farmer gave his wife a bouquet of carrots instead of flowers because, well, he's a farmer! It's a playful and humorous twist on the traditional Valentine's Day gift. Plus, who wouldn't appreciate a bunch of fresh and crunchy carrots? 🥕😄
Yusuf (Guest) on May 29, 2021
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
Habiba (Guest) on May 29, 2021
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
Jabir (Guest) on May 25, 2021
😆 I’m dying over here!
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on May 20, 2021
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on May 18, 2021
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
Yahya (Guest) on May 16, 2021
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 11, 2021
😂 This joke just made my day!
Kassim (Guest) on May 10, 2021
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
Zawadi (Guest) on May 8, 2021
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on April 27, 2021
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
Zakia (Guest) on April 22, 2021
😆 This one really got me!
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on April 19, 2021
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
Victor Malima (Guest) on April 18, 2021
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
Robert Okello (Guest) on April 5, 2021
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
Zulekha (Guest) on March 31, 2021
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
Tabu (Guest) on March 20, 2021
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on March 11, 2021
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
Rose Waithera (Guest) on March 2, 2021
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
Kevin Maina (Guest) on February 27, 2021
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on February 26, 2021
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on February 17, 2021
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
Shukuru (Guest) on February 10, 2021
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on January 27, 2021
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
Mwachumu (Guest) on January 22, 2021
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
Nassor (Guest) on January 12, 2021
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
Rubea (Guest) on December 30, 2020
😂 So funny!
Mwachumu (Guest) on December 21, 2020
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
Hassan (Guest) on December 18, 2020
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
Baridi (Guest) on December 8, 2020
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
Yusra (Guest) on November 25, 2020
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
Raha (Guest) on November 24, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
Chris Okello (Guest) on November 21, 2020
😂 This is a keeper!
Zawadi (Guest) on November 18, 2020
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
Kheri (Guest) on November 16, 2020
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
Baridi (Guest) on November 15, 2020
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on November 13, 2020
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on November 10, 2020
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on November 6, 2020
😁 This is gold!
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on November 2, 2020
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
Mary Mrope (Guest) on November 2, 2020
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
Khamis (Guest) on November 1, 2020
😄 Perfect joke!
Sofia (Guest) on October 17, 2020
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
David Kawawa (Guest) on October 10, 2020
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on October 4, 2020
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
Issa (Guest) on September 27, 2020
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
Janet Sumari (Guest) on September 20, 2020
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
Saidi (Guest) on September 20, 2020
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
Kijakazi (Guest) on September 15, 2020
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
Chum (Guest) on September 15, 2020
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
Nancy Komba (Guest) on September 7, 2020
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
Rose Waithera (Guest) on August 31, 2020
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
Mchawi (Guest) on August 30, 2020
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
Baridi (Guest) on August 20, 2020
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
Mzee (Guest) on August 20, 2020
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on August 17, 2020
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
Salum (Guest) on August 14, 2020
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on August 12, 2020
😄 Too good!
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on August 8, 2020
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
Bakari (Guest) on July 26, 2020
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
Shukuru (Guest) on July 22, 2020
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️