What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
πΉ A heartfelt embrace and a bouquet of lovely carrots! π₯π₯
Explanation:
The farmer gave his wife a bouquet of carrots instead of flowers because, well, he's a farmer! It's a playful and humorous twist on the traditional Valentine's Day gift. Plus, who wouldn't appreciate a bunch of fresh and crunchy carrots? π₯π
Yusuf (Guest) on May 29, 2021
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π Iβm dying over here!
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on May 20, 2021
π€£ That twist at the end, though!
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on May 18, 2021
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Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 11, 2021
π This joke just made my day!
Kassim (Guest) on May 10, 2021
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Zawadi (Guest) on May 8, 2021
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ππ¬
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on April 27, 2021
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. π°οΈπ΄
Zakia (Guest) on April 22, 2021
π This one really got me!
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on April 19, 2021
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Victor Malima (Guest) on April 18, 2021
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Robert Okello (Guest) on April 5, 2021
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Zulekha (Guest) on March 31, 2021
I donβt make mistakes. I date them. ππ
Tabu (Guest) on March 20, 2021
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! β³βοΈ
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on March 11, 2021
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Rose Waithera (Guest) on March 2, 2021
π Needed this laugh, thanks!
Kevin Maina (Guest) on February 27, 2021
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Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on February 26, 2021
Iβm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ππ¬
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on February 17, 2021
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Shukuru (Guest) on February 10, 2021
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Stephen Malecela (Guest) on January 27, 2021
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyβre always stuffed! π§Έπ½οΈ
Mwachumu (Guest) on January 22, 2021
I smile because I donβt know whatβs going on. ππ€·ββοΈ
Nassor (Guest) on January 12, 2021
Iβve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ππ€
Rubea (Guest) on December 30, 2020
π So funny!
Mwachumu (Guest) on December 21, 2020
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. π₯π°οΈ
Hassan (Guest) on December 18, 2020
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Baridi (Guest) on December 8, 2020
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! π§ββοΈπ€§
Yusra (Guest) on November 25, 2020
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! π»π
Raha (Guest) on November 24, 2020
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Chris Okello (Guest) on November 21, 2020
π This is a keeper!
Zawadi (Guest) on November 18, 2020
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Kheri (Guest) on November 16, 2020
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Baridi (Guest) on November 15, 2020
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Joyce Aoko (Guest) on November 13, 2020
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Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on November 10, 2020
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Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on November 6, 2020
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Grace Wairimu (Guest) on November 2, 2020
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Mary Mrope (Guest) on November 2, 2020
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Khamis (Guest) on November 1, 2020
π Perfect joke!
Sofia (Guest) on October 17, 2020
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David Kawawa (Guest) on October 10, 2020
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Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on October 4, 2020
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Janet Sumari (Guest) on September 20, 2020
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Saidi (Guest) on September 20, 2020
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Kijakazi (Guest) on September 15, 2020
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Nancy Komba (Guest) on September 7, 2020
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Rose Waithera (Guest) on August 31, 2020
Whatβs brown and sticky? A stick! πΏπ
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Baridi (Guest) on August 20, 2020
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Mzee (Guest) on August 20, 2020
π€£ That punchline was unexpected!
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on August 17, 2020
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Salum (Guest) on August 14, 2020
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ππ€
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on August 12, 2020
π Too good!
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on August 8, 2020
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Bakari (Guest) on July 26, 2020
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Shukuru (Guest) on July 22, 2020
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