Short Answer: They hit a lot of fowl balls! 🦃⚾️
Explanation: When turkeys play baseball, they tend to hit a lot of fowl balls instead of fair balls! This play on words is amusing because "fowl" refers to both the bird itself (turkey) and an unsuccessful hit in baseball. So, expect a lot of unexpected, turkey-related baseball mishaps when these feathered creatures take the field! 🤣
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on August 30, 2021
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
Grace Mligo (Guest) on August 28, 2021
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
George Wanjala (Guest) on August 27, 2021
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on August 22, 2021
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
Anna Sumari (Guest) on August 20, 2021
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on August 6, 2021
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
Jackson Makori (Guest) on August 2, 2021
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
David Sokoine (Guest) on August 2, 2021
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
Abdillah (Guest) on August 2, 2021
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on July 29, 2021
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
Issa (Guest) on July 23, 2021
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
Mashaka (Guest) on July 4, 2021
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
Juma (Guest) on July 2, 2021
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on June 17, 2021
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on June 16, 2021
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on June 15, 2021
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
Diana Mallya (Guest) on June 13, 2021
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
Shukuru (Guest) on June 7, 2021
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
Jamal (Guest) on June 6, 2021
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on June 2, 2021
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on May 27, 2021
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on May 20, 2021
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
Chum (Guest) on May 17, 2021
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on May 14, 2021
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
Jamila (Guest) on May 12, 2021
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
Zakia (Guest) on April 29, 2021
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
Baraka (Guest) on April 27, 2021
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
Mariam (Guest) on April 23, 2021
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
Daniel Obura (Guest) on April 22, 2021
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
Mazrui (Guest) on April 17, 2021
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on April 6, 2021
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on April 4, 2021
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
Abdullah (Guest) on March 30, 2021
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on March 28, 2021
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
Robert Okello (Guest) on March 28, 2021
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on March 18, 2021
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
Charles Wafula (Guest) on March 14, 2021
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on March 3, 2021
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on March 2, 2021
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
Charles Mchome (Guest) on February 21, 2021
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
Khatib (Guest) on February 6, 2021
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
Jaffar (Guest) on February 4, 2021
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
Khatib (Guest) on January 29, 2021
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on January 28, 2021
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on January 20, 2021
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on December 30, 2020
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
John Mwangi (Guest) on December 28, 2020
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
Hawa (Guest) on December 25, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
Muslima (Guest) on December 24, 2020
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
Mwanahawa (Guest) on December 5, 2020
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Khatib (Guest) on November 21, 2020
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
Rabia (Guest) on November 8, 2020
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on November 6, 2020
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
Abubakari (Guest) on November 4, 2020
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
Abubakar (Guest) on October 31, 2020
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on October 22, 2020
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
Safiya (Guest) on September 26, 2020
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on August 30, 2020
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
John Kamande (Guest) on August 28, 2020
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on August 26, 2020
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜