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Jamaa anayependa kuwafanyia watu uhuni leo kapatikana na huyu mdada

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Mdada alienda super-market kununua
kuku, bahati mbaya kwenye frij
kulikuwa na kuku mmoja tu, muuzaji
akamtoa akamuweka kwenye
mzani, akaonekana ana kilo moja na robo.

Mdada akamuuliza
muuzaji,’Huna mkubwa zaidi?’ Muuzaji
akamchukua yule kuku na
kujifanya kamrudisha kwenye friji, halafu
akamtoa tena kwenye friji na
kumrudisha kwenye mzani, safari hii
akagandamiza mzani kwa gumba,
kuku akaonekana ana kilo mbili. Mdada
akasema β€˜Duh afadhali huyu
mkubwa kidogo,Β naomba unifungie
nawachukua wote wawili
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Mamaaaaa muuzaji sijui atatoa wap kuku wa piliπŸ˜‚

πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…Hapo ndipo utagundua kwa nini MUWA co TUNDA 🚢🏽🚢🏽

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