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Cheki huyu mwanamke anavyomkomoa mme wake baada ya kumsaliti

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MKE: Mbona unanukia pafyumu ya kike?
MUME: Yaa kuna mwanamke tulikuwa tumeminyana ndani ya daladala
MKE: Na lipstiki kwenye shati?
MUME: Tulikumbatiana na wageni toka Zambia walitembelea ofisi yetu
MKE: Na ile kondom iliyotumika kwenye mfuko wa suruali?
MUME: Bwana ee acha maswali ya kijinga mi nalala nina usingizi
MKE: Lazima niulize mie huwa nahakikisha nimeacha kila kitu hukohuko ndio narudi nyumbani
MUME: Umesema nini wewe?
MKE: Bwana ee acha maswali ya kijinga mi nalala nina usingizi. πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

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Susan Wangari (Guest) on August 16, 2017

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Peter Mbise (Guest) on June 10, 2017

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Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on May 12, 2017

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Janet Wambura (Guest) on March 24, 2017

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πŸ˜… Bado nacheka!

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Hii joke ni ya kufurahisha! 🀣🀣

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πŸ˜† Naihifadhi hii!

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Umesema kweli! πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜‚

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Hii ni dhahabu ya vichekesho! πŸ˜„

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