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MAMBO KUMI YA KUFURAHISHA NA HUWEZI KUYAFANYA

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1. Huwezi kuosha Macho kwa Sabuni;
2. Huwezi kuhesabu Nywele zako;

3. Huwezi kupumua kwa Pua na huku umetoa Ulimi;
4. Unajaribu kufanya namba 3
6. Umeona inawezekana, sanasana unakuwa Kama Jibwa;
7. Unatabasamu kwa kuwa umejiona Mjinga!
8. Umeruka namba 5;
9. Unahakikisha Kama kweli 5 haipo.
10. Unacheka kwa kuwa nimekubamba!

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