Why are elephants such bad dancers?

Kiza (Guest) on November 10, 2022

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

David Nyerere (Guest) on November 3, 2022

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

David Sokoine (Guest) on November 3, 2022

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Sarah Karani (Guest) on November 1, 2022

😁 Added to my favorites!

Mwajuma (Guest) on November 1, 2022

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on November 1, 2022

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Nyota (Guest) on November 1, 2022

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Abubakar (Guest) on October 28, 2022

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on October 27, 2022

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on October 16, 2022

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Yusuf (Guest) on October 11, 2022

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

John Kamande (Guest) on October 6, 2022

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Baraka (Guest) on September 30, 2022

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Michael Mboya (Guest) on September 24, 2022

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on September 23, 2022

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Sumaya (Guest) on September 16, 2022

🤣 Pure genius!

Farida (Guest) on September 9, 2022

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on September 6, 2022

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Abubakar (Guest) on September 6, 2022

😁 This is gold!

Grace Mligo (Guest) on August 27, 2022

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on August 20, 2022

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

George Mallya (Guest) on August 19, 2022

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on August 15, 2022

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Grace Minja (Guest) on August 14, 2022

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Nashon (Guest) on August 13, 2022

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on August 4, 2022

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Charles Mchome (Guest) on July 22, 2022

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on July 21, 2022

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on July 11, 2022

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on July 9, 2022

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Azima (Guest) on July 4, 2022

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Mwanaisha (Guest) on July 4, 2022

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Abubakar (Guest) on July 3, 2022

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on June 30, 2022

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on June 21, 2022

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Juma (Guest) on June 21, 2022

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Chiku (Guest) on May 27, 2022

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Rukia (Guest) on May 26, 2022

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Ann Wambui (Guest) on May 19, 2022

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on May 11, 2022

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on May 9, 2022

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on May 9, 2022

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on May 8, 2022

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Sarah Karani (Guest) on May 4, 2022

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on April 25, 2022

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Kazija (Guest) on April 4, 2022

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Hekima (Guest) on March 29, 2022

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on March 27, 2022

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Paul Kamau (Guest) on March 23, 2022

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Athumani (Guest) on March 18, 2022

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on February 27, 2022

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Ramadhan (Guest) on February 25, 2022

😄 Perfect joke!

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on February 20, 2022

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on February 9, 2022

😂 So funny!

Josephine (Guest) on February 9, 2022

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on February 5, 2022

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on February 5, 2022

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Martin Otieno (Guest) on February 4, 2022

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

David Musyoka (Guest) on January 28, 2022

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on January 28, 2022

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅