Q: Which bus crossed the ocean? 🌊🚌
A: The hippopota-"bus"! 🦛🚌
Explanation: The joke plays on the word "bus" by incorporating a pun with the word "hippopotamus." By combining the words, we create a playful image of a hippopotamus driving a bus across the ocean, which is quite absurd and humorous. The use of the 🌊 emoji represents the ocean, while the 🦛 emoji represents the hippopotamus, adding a fun visual element to the joke.
Warda (Guest) on September 11, 2022
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
Khamis (Guest) on September 10, 2022
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on September 8, 2022
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 2, 2022
😂 This is too funny!
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on August 30, 2022
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Selemani (Guest) on August 27, 2022
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on August 21, 2022
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on August 16, 2022
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
Zawadi (Guest) on August 5, 2022
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
Zawadi (Guest) on August 3, 2022
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 3, 2022
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on July 31, 2022
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
Nancy Komba (Guest) on July 30, 2022
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on July 30, 2022
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
Kazija (Guest) on July 17, 2022
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
Mwagonda (Guest) on July 16, 2022
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
Anna Sumari (Guest) on July 12, 2022
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
David Ochieng (Guest) on June 28, 2022
😂 This is a keeper!
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 5, 2022
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Kheri (Guest) on May 19, 2022
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
Abdillah (Guest) on May 10, 2022
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on April 25, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
Ahmed (Guest) on April 22, 2022
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
Azima (Guest) on April 22, 2022
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on April 16, 2022
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
Ahmed (Guest) on April 16, 2022
😁 Added to my favorites!
Selemani (Guest) on April 12, 2022
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
Anna Malela (Guest) on April 10, 2022
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on April 9, 2022
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on April 9, 2022
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on April 8, 2022
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
Mwakisu (Guest) on April 6, 2022
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
Zakia (Guest) on March 28, 2022
😆 Totally hilarious!
Furaha (Guest) on March 28, 2022
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on March 26, 2022
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
Amir (Guest) on March 25, 2022
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
Umi (Guest) on March 19, 2022
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on March 8, 2022
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Asha (Guest) on March 3, 2022
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on March 3, 2022
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
Linda Karimi (Guest) on February 27, 2022
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on January 31, 2022
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
Chum (Guest) on January 27, 2022
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
Fikiri (Guest) on January 10, 2022
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
Farida (Guest) on January 5, 2022
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
Sarah Karani (Guest) on January 1, 2022
🤣 This one’s fire!
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on December 31, 2021
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on December 23, 2021
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
John Mushi (Guest) on December 23, 2021
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
John Kamande (Guest) on December 18, 2021
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
Anna Malela (Guest) on December 13, 2021
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
Leila (Guest) on December 8, 2021
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on November 15, 2021
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
David Ochieng (Guest) on November 12, 2021
😆 Still cracking up!
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on November 10, 2021
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
Khadija (Guest) on November 6, 2021
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
Mazrui (Guest) on October 21, 2021
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on October 17, 2021
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
Jane Muthui (Guest) on October 14, 2021
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
Warda (Guest) on October 13, 2021
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂