Answer: They go to the Dead Sea! ππ»
Explanation: Ghosts, being supernatural beings, are often associated with the afterlife. The Dead Sea is a fitting destination for them because of its name and reputation for having such a high salt content that nothing can live in its waters. The play on words between "Dead" and "ghosts" adds a humorous twist to the riddle. The use of the ghost emoji further emphasizes the lighthearted and playful nature of the answer.
Khadija (Guest) on October 24, 2022
π This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Nahida (Guest) on October 20, 2022
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. β‘π΄
David Nyerere (Guest) on October 12, 2022
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menβit fixes everything. π·π
Nashon (Guest) on October 10, 2022
π Mood instantly lifted!
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on October 7, 2022
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnβt see himself doing it! π»π«
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on September 27, 2022
π Instant mood boost!
Mary Mrope (Guest) on September 24, 2022
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. π¦πΈ
Susan Wangari (Guest) on September 23, 2022
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ππ»
Alice Jebet (Guest) on September 21, 2022
Iβm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ππ¬
Sumaya (Guest) on September 18, 2022
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ππ¦·
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on September 6, 2022
Whatβs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ππ’
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on September 6, 2022
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ππ
Zakaria (Guest) on September 3, 2022
I was having a bad day until I read this! π
Frank Macha (Guest) on August 29, 2022
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. π π ββοΈ
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on August 24, 2022
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ππ΄
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on August 24, 2022
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
George Tenga (Guest) on August 22, 2022
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ππ΄
Nyota (Guest) on August 17, 2022
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canβt laugh at yourself, call meβIβll laugh at you. π€£π
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on August 2, 2022
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iβm not dead. ποΈπ
Mwachumu (Guest) on July 11, 2022
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ππ€‘
Yusuf (Guest) on June 26, 2022
Why donβt crabs give to charity? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦π°
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on June 16, 2022
Why donβt lobsters ever share? Theyβre too shellfish! π¦π ββοΈ
Mwinyi (Guest) on June 15, 2022
π I needed that laugh!
Mhina (Guest) on June 12, 2022
Life is too short to wear boring socks. π§¦π
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on June 6, 2022
Wow, this joke is a total winner! π
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on June 2, 2022
My life feels like a test I didnβt study for. ππ€―
Jane Malecela (Guest) on May 26, 2022
I havenβt even gone to bed yet, and I already canβt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ππ
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on May 10, 2022
They say 'donβt try this at home,' so Iβm coming over to your house to try it. πΆββοΈπ‘
Saidi (Guest) on May 4, 2022
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! π΄ββ οΈπ₯¬
Daniel Obura (Guest) on April 29, 2022
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ππ¬
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on April 29, 2022
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! π π§
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on April 24, 2022
π I havenβt laughed this hard in a while!
Salima (Guest) on April 18, 2022
Iβve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ππ€
Issa (Guest) on April 2, 2022
I hate when Iβm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€πΆ
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on March 14, 2022
π Sharing right away!
Umi (Guest) on March 11, 2022
Sarcasm is the bodyβs natural defense against stupidity. ππ‘οΈ
Mary Njeri (Guest) on March 11, 2022
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! πͺ°πΆββοΈ
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on March 9, 2022
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπΆοΈ
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on March 7, 2022
Whatβs a pigβs favorite karate move? The pork chop! π·π₯
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on February 15, 2022
π Totally hilarious!
Grace Mligo (Guest) on February 11, 2022
I don't sweatβI sparkle! β¨π
Mzee (Guest) on January 30, 2022
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. π§π€
Nashon (Guest) on January 25, 2022
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youβre innocent.' π¬π
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 23, 2022
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ€¨
Zainab (Guest) on January 22, 2022
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ππΌ
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on January 11, 2022
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. π€π€ΈββοΈ
Shamim (Guest) on January 5, 2022
If you canβt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ππ€―
Ahmed (Guest) on January 3, 2022
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. π°οΈπ΄
Sofia (Guest) on December 31, 2021
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
Hamida (Guest) on December 23, 2021
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! π¨ββοΈπ
Wande (Guest) on December 18, 2021
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
Anna Malela (Guest) on December 16, 2021
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ππ€£
Susan Wangari (Guest) on December 14, 2021
Why donβt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! π¦π€
Sarafina (Guest) on December 12, 2021
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iβm doing. πββοΈπ΄
Kahina (Guest) on December 4, 2021
Whatβs a snowmanβs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! βπ
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on November 30, 2021
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. π°π
Mary Kendi (Guest) on November 22, 2021
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnβt handle the power struggle! π±π
Shani (Guest) on November 18, 2021
Iβm on a whiskey diet. Iβve lost three days already. π₯π
Zakaria (Guest) on November 15, 2021
Iβm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ππ§
Victor Kimario (Guest) on November 5, 2021
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ππ€£