Abubakari (Guest) on December 17, 2022

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on December 9, 2022

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Victor Malima (Guest) on December 4, 2022

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on December 1, 2022

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Grace Mushi (Guest) on November 22, 2022

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Leila (Guest) on November 21, 2022

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on November 20, 2022

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on November 8, 2022

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on November 3, 2022

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Zakaria (Guest) on October 28, 2022

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Wande (Guest) on October 23, 2022

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on October 22, 2022

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Irene Akoth (Guest) on October 18, 2022

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on October 17, 2022

😄 Perfect joke!

Mwakisu (Guest) on September 30, 2022

😂 Sharing right away!

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on September 28, 2022

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Henry Mollel (Guest) on September 25, 2022

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Rehema (Guest) on September 11, 2022

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on September 9, 2022

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Sharifa (Guest) on September 4, 2022

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on August 31, 2022

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

David Chacha (Guest) on August 30, 2022

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Leila (Guest) on August 18, 2022

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Mary Njeri (Guest) on August 1, 2022

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on July 21, 2022

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Arifa (Guest) on July 19, 2022

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Ann Awino (Guest) on July 13, 2022

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Mwinyi (Guest) on July 10, 2022

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on July 8, 2022

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Anna Malela (Guest) on June 29, 2022

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on June 25, 2022

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Issa (Guest) on June 24, 2022

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Baraka (Guest) on June 23, 2022

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on June 21, 2022

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on June 14, 2022

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Abubakar (Guest) on June 4, 2022

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Kassim (Guest) on June 4, 2022

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on May 22, 2022

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Sofia (Guest) on May 17, 2022

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on May 12, 2022

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Faiza (Guest) on May 4, 2022

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Rehema (Guest) on May 3, 2022

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Anna Malela (Guest) on April 21, 2022

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on April 12, 2022

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Binti (Guest) on April 7, 2022

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Halimah (Guest) on March 30, 2022

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Rubea (Guest) on March 30, 2022

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Shamsa (Guest) on March 26, 2022

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Hekima (Guest) on March 13, 2022

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on March 13, 2022

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Jabir (Guest) on March 12, 2022

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on March 7, 2022

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Irene Makena (Guest) on March 3, 2022

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Hawa (Guest) on March 2, 2022

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Fadhili (Guest) on February 22, 2022

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on February 19, 2022

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on February 15, 2022

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on February 13, 2022

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Abdullah (Guest) on January 24, 2022

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on January 24, 2022

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆