Short Answer: Sleep with a garlic necklace and a wooden stake by my side! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐
Explanation: As a fan of Dracula, I would take my obsession to the next level by ensuring I'm fully prepared for any potential encounters with vampires. Sleeping with a garlic necklace around my neck would keep those bloodsuckers at bay, and having a trusty wooden stake nearby would serve as my ultimate defense. Who needs a good night's sleep when you can be a vampire slayer, right?! ๐๐
Mwachumu (Guest) on December 4, 2022
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ๐๐
George Mallya (Guest) on December 3, 2022
๐ Can't stop laughing!
Tabu (Guest) on November 25, 2022
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
Mwanaidha (Guest) on November 16, 2022
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐พ
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on November 15, 2022
Whatโs Beethovenโs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! ๐น๐
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on November 8, 2022
๐ Saving this one!
Fadhila (Guest) on November 8, 2022
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโt know Y. ๐ ๐ค
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on November 4, 2022
My alone time is for everyoneโs safety. ๐ท๐
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on November 1, 2022
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Mary Mrope (Guest) on October 26, 2022
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
Charles Mchome (Guest) on October 23, 2022
๐ Iโm completely obsessed with this!
Michael Mboya (Guest) on October 17, 2022
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐ฟ
Kassim (Guest) on October 13, 2022
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on October 12, 2022
Iโm not saying Iโm Batman, but youโve never seen us in the same room together. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆ
Nchi (Guest) on September 29, 2022
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐ฆจโ๏ธ
Rashid (Guest) on September 15, 2022
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. ๐ฐ๏ธ๐ด
Frank Macha (Guest) on September 13, 2022
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on September 12, 2022
Sorry, I canโt come to the phone right now. Iโm busy being fabulous. ๐๐
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on September 3, 2022
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on August 16, 2022
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on July 8, 2022
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Nassor (Guest) on July 6, 2022
๐ Iโm still laughing!
George Ndungu (Guest) on June 20, 2022
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐๐
Michael Mboya (Guest) on June 20, 2022
I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐๐ท
Kijakazi (Guest) on June 12, 2022
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on June 11, 2022
Dieting is wishful shrinking. ๐ฉ๐
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on June 7, 2022
Whatโs brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ฟ๐
Mustafa (Guest) on May 31, 2022
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Issack (Guest) on May 28, 2022
Iโve got to remember this one for later! ๐
Mwalimu (Guest) on May 28, 2022
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on May 26, 2022
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐๐
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on May 18, 2022
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ๐๐
Neema (Guest) on May 16, 2022
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! ๐ฅ๐
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on May 11, 2022
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐คฃ
Tabu (Guest) on May 10, 2022
๐ Sharing right away!
Shukuru (Guest) on April 14, 2022
I'd agree with you, but then weโd both be wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Charles Wafula (Guest) on April 5, 2022
๐คฃ That punchline was unexpected!
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on April 2, 2022
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐พ
Chiku (Guest) on March 31, 2022
Iโm not late. Iโm just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on March 23, 2022
Iโm not clumsy. Itโs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐๐๏ธ
Arifa (Guest) on March 23, 2022
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ๐๐
Nashon (Guest) on March 22, 2022
Monday should be optional. ๐ดโณ
Abubakar (Guest) on March 19, 2022
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐๐
Frank Macha (Guest) on March 19, 2022
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on March 16, 2022
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
Selemani (Guest) on March 14, 2022
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐
Mwanaidha (Guest) on March 13, 2022
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iโll go on ahead! ๐ฉ๐โโ๏ธ
Brian Karanja (Guest) on March 1, 2022
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐
Hawa (Guest) on March 1, 2022
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on February 26, 2022
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
Frank Macha (Guest) on February 23, 2022
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ถ๐ต
Nuru (Guest) on February 22, 2022
The best part of going to work is coming back home. ๐ก๐ผ
Peter Mbise (Guest) on February 15, 2022
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on February 7, 2022
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Charles Mchome (Guest) on February 7, 2022
Why donโt eggs tell jokes? Theyโd crack each other up! ๐ฅ๐คฃ
Rubea (Guest) on February 3, 2022
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! โ๐
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 29, 2022
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐
Hawa (Guest) on January 17, 2022
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Patrick Akech (Guest) on January 13, 2022
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐งฆโณ
John Lissu (Guest) on January 5, 2022
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donโt like bills! ๐ฆ๐ต