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CHEKA KIDOGO

Wachungaji watatu walikutana kwa siri na kuelezana matatizo yao ili waweze kuombeana.

MCHUNGAJI WA KWANZA: mimi tatizo langu ni wizi, kila nikimaliza ibada lazima niibe pesa za sadaka.

WA PILI: Mimi tatizo langu ni wanawake yani nimeshalala na wana kwaya wote pamoja na mke wa ASKOF.

WA TATU akaanza kulia badala ya kuongea.WENZAKE:

We vp unatatizo gani mbona unalia???

AKAJIBU: jamani mimi tatizo langu ni "umbea" haya yote tuliyoongea lazima nikaseme!

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