Short Answer: Because they're both totally off the mark! π€ͺ
Explanation: The statement "1+1=3" is mathematically incorrect just like your left foot trying to be your right foot. They both veer away from the expected and conventional norms, causing hilarity in their own unique ways. So, while your left foot may not be able to fit into a right shoe, the equation 1+1 will never equal 3, no matter how hard we try to convince ourselves otherwise. Let's embrace the joyful absurdity! π
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on March 11, 2015
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. π΄
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on February 19, 2015
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! πΈπΉ
David Chacha (Guest) on February 12, 2015
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnβt peeling well! ππ€
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on February 10, 2015
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ππ
Ramadhan (Guest) on February 5, 2015
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. πΌπ΄
Zainab (Guest) on February 5, 2015
Iβd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ππ€
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on February 3, 2015
Why donβt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyβre afraid of traveling! πβοΈ
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on January 25, 2015
Sarcasm is the bodyβs natural defense against stupidity. ππ‘οΈ
John Mushi (Guest) on January 21, 2015
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. πΈποΈ
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on January 11, 2015
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! π₯π
Victor Kamau (Guest) on January 3, 2015
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. π’π»