Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses?

Kheri (Guest) on November 14, 2016

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Salima (Guest) on November 14, 2016

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on November 11, 2016

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on November 2, 2016

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Jamila (Guest) on October 29, 2016

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on October 26, 2016

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Alice Jebet (Guest) on October 10, 2016

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Mwanajuma (Guest) on October 9, 2016

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Brian Karanja (Guest) on October 6, 2016

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Chum (Guest) on October 5, 2016

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Fikiri (Guest) on October 1, 2016

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Zainab (Guest) on September 24, 2016

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on September 10, 2016

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

James Kawawa (Guest) on August 17, 2016

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Baridi (Guest) on August 16, 2016

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Habiba (Guest) on August 2, 2016

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Rose Waithera (Guest) on July 30, 2016

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Azima (Guest) on July 17, 2016

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Fadhila (Guest) on July 8, 2016

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Nashon (Guest) on June 12, 2016

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Mazrui (Guest) on June 11, 2016

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Husna (Guest) on June 6, 2016

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Rehema (Guest) on June 4, 2016

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on May 22, 2016

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Mohamed (Guest) on May 10, 2016

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Chum (Guest) on May 7, 2016

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on May 4, 2016

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Maida (Guest) on April 27, 2016

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Ali (Guest) on April 20, 2016

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Mary Kidata (Guest) on April 18, 2016

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Diana Mallya (Guest) on April 4, 2016

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on March 26, 2016

😆 Still cracking up!

Zulekha (Guest) on March 19, 2016

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Fikiri (Guest) on March 12, 2016

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Ibrahim (Guest) on March 10, 2016

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on March 7, 2016

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

James Mduma (Guest) on March 2, 2016

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on March 1, 2016

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on February 23, 2016

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Shamsa (Guest) on February 20, 2016

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Azima (Guest) on February 16, 2016

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Mjaka (Guest) on February 6, 2016

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Rashid (Guest) on January 30, 2016

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on January 28, 2016

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on January 24, 2016

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Yusuf (Guest) on January 14, 2016

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Nashon (Guest) on January 10, 2016

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on January 8, 2016

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Safiya (Guest) on January 4, 2016

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Halima (Guest) on January 1, 2016

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on December 31, 2015

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Mwanaidi (Guest) on December 30, 2015

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Nora Kidata (Guest) on December 29, 2015

😁 Added to my favorites!

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on December 28, 2015

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Warda (Guest) on December 18, 2015

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on December 16, 2015

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Saidi (Guest) on December 13, 2015

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Moses Mwita (Guest) on December 13, 2015

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Khalifa (Guest) on December 12, 2015

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on December 12, 2015

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼