What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries?

Juma (Guest) on August 29, 2024

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Mwalimu (Guest) on August 26, 2024

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Janet Sumari (Guest) on July 31, 2024

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on July 16, 2024

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Francis Mrope (Guest) on July 10, 2024

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Wande (Guest) on June 30, 2024

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Mariam (Guest) on June 28, 2024

😂 This joke just made my day!

Charles Mboje (Guest) on June 27, 2024

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Binti (Guest) on June 25, 2024

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Diana Mallya (Guest) on June 23, 2024

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on June 11, 2024

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on June 1, 2024

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Jaffar (Guest) on May 28, 2024

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Charles Mboje (Guest) on May 24, 2024

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Khadija (Guest) on May 20, 2024

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Frank Macha (Guest) on May 20, 2024

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Hekima (Guest) on May 17, 2024

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Violet Mumo (Guest) on May 13, 2024

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on May 6, 2024

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Shani (Guest) on May 5, 2024

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Josephine (Guest) on April 14, 2024

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Nancy Komba (Guest) on April 3, 2024

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Alice Jebet (Guest) on April 2, 2024

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Maida (Guest) on March 21, 2024

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on March 19, 2024

😂 Sharing right away!

Robert Okello (Guest) on March 13, 2024

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on March 9, 2024

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Henry Mollel (Guest) on March 1, 2024

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Mary Njeri (Guest) on February 28, 2024

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Mwanaidi (Guest) on February 22, 2024

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Shamsa (Guest) on February 5, 2024

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on January 31, 2024

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on January 31, 2024

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on January 31, 2024

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on January 28, 2024

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on January 21, 2024

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on January 5, 2024

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on December 22, 2023

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Josephine (Guest) on December 21, 2023

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Alice Jebet (Guest) on December 10, 2023

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Habiba (Guest) on December 10, 2023

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Ahmed (Guest) on December 8, 2023

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

David Sokoine (Guest) on December 4, 2023

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Masika (Guest) on November 24, 2023

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on November 23, 2023

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Hassan (Guest) on November 17, 2023

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on October 27, 2023

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Peter Mbise (Guest) on October 14, 2023

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Hamida (Guest) on October 5, 2023

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Sarafina (Guest) on September 14, 2023

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on September 11, 2023

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on September 10, 2023

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Sarah Karani (Guest) on September 6, 2023

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Mwajuma (Guest) on September 4, 2023

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on September 4, 2023

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Azima (Guest) on August 30, 2023

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Arifa (Guest) on August 8, 2023

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Victor Kimario (Guest) on August 3, 2023

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 26, 2023

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Victor Kimario (Guest) on July 25, 2023

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀