What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day? ðŸ¿ï¸â¤ï¸
A nutty love letter! 💌🥜
Explanation:
This funny answer plays on the squirrel's love for nuts and their habit of hoarding them. Instead of giving a traditional Valentine's Day gift, the squirrel surprises their partner with a hilarious twist, a heartfelt love letter filled with nutty puns! ðŸ¿ï¸â¤ï¸ðŸ’ŒðŸ¥œ
Yusra (Guest) on February 14, 2017
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! ðŸ€âœˆï¸
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on February 9, 2017
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
Arifa (Guest) on February 2, 2017
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
Monica Lissu (Guest) on February 2, 2017
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
Maulid (Guest) on February 1, 2017
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
Sharifa (Guest) on January 31, 2017
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on January 22, 2017
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ðŸ”😆
Halima (Guest) on January 3, 2017
😆 That punchline was epic!
Masika (Guest) on December 28, 2016
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩ðŸƒâ€â™‚ï¸
Zuhura (Guest) on December 14, 2016
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on December 13, 2016
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
Ann Awino (Guest) on December 8, 2016
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on December 5, 2016
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
Kevin Maina (Guest) on December 2, 2016
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on November 24, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. ðŸ”ðŸ“
Mwanaisha (Guest) on November 22, 2016
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! ðŸ¨ðŸŽ“
Kheri (Guest) on November 15, 2016
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on November 15, 2016
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣ï¸ðŸ’
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 12, 2016
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
Mchawi (Guest) on November 9, 2016
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. ðŸ‹ï¸â€â™‚ï¸ðŸ¤
Zubeida (Guest) on October 31, 2016
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙â€â™€ï¸ðŸ“–
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on October 19, 2016
🤣 Sharing this right now!
Umi (Guest) on October 16, 2016
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on October 16, 2016
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟â€â™‚ï¸ðŸŒ¾
Maneno (Guest) on October 16, 2016
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
Grace Minja (Guest) on October 12, 2016
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on September 29, 2016
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚ðŸ¢
Binti (Guest) on September 15, 2016
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
Leila (Guest) on September 10, 2016
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
Abubakari (Guest) on September 6, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Maulid (Guest) on August 31, 2016
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on August 18, 2016
🤣 Brilliant joke!
Khamis (Guest) on August 17, 2016
I run like the winded. ðŸƒâ€â™‚ï¸ðŸ’¨
George Wanjala (Guest) on August 14, 2016
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! ðŸ ðŸ«
Asha (Guest) on August 11, 2016
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on August 9, 2016
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸ðŸ½ï¸
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on August 4, 2016
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on July 11, 2016
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
Monica Lissu (Guest) on June 28, 2016
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. ðŸ·ðŸ™
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on June 20, 2016
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! ðŸ±â›°ï¸
Daudi (Guest) on June 17, 2016
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷â€â™‚ï¸ðŸ˜†
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on June 4, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸â€â™‚ï¸ðŸ’ª
Mary Mrope (Guest) on May 16, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ðŸ„🦶
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on April 19, 2016
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ðŸ»ðŸ¬
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on April 8, 2016
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮â€â™€ï¸
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on April 6, 2016
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. ðŸ³ðŸ¤·â€â™‚ï¸
Furaha (Guest) on March 6, 2016
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅ðŸ”
Shukuru (Guest) on March 4, 2016
😠Added to my favorites!
Nahida (Guest) on March 3, 2016
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕ðŸƒâ€â™‚ï¸
Khatib (Guest) on February 29, 2016
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩â€ðŸ’¼
Arifa (Guest) on February 22, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. ðŸ•ðŸ’µ
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 16, 2016
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶ï¸ðŸ¤
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 15, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷â€â™‚ï¸ðŸ¤
Samuel Were (Guest) on February 14, 2016
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
Omar (Guest) on February 8, 2016
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ðŸ‹ðŸ˜‚
Nuru (Guest) on February 7, 2016
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼ï¸ðŸš¨
Ibrahim (Guest) on January 29, 2016
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
Sultan (Guest) on January 25, 2016
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓ï¸ðŸ˜œ
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on January 24, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ðŸ„🦶
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on January 21, 2016
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻ðŸ§