Answer: The turkey stayed in a "gobble-tel"! 🦃🏨
Explanation: This humorous answer plays on the word "hotel" by replacing it with "gobble-tel," creating a funny image of the turkey enjoying a little vacation before being roasted. The use of the turkey emoji adds to the playful and cheerful tone of the response.
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on September 21, 2024
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
Susan Wangari (Guest) on September 20, 2024
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
Hamida (Guest) on September 14, 2024
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on September 5, 2024
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 29, 2024
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
David Ochieng (Guest) on August 24, 2024
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on August 21, 2024
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on August 17, 2024
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on August 9, 2024
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
Mzee (Guest) on July 31, 2024
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on July 31, 2024
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on July 21, 2024
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
Nuru (Guest) on July 20, 2024
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on July 19, 2024
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on July 17, 2024
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
Sekela (Guest) on July 7, 2024
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on July 4, 2024
😁 This just made my day!
Ibrahim (Guest) on July 2, 2024
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on June 29, 2024
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 28, 2024
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on June 27, 2024
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
Fadhili (Guest) on June 24, 2024
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Anna Sumari (Guest) on June 17, 2024
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
Kheri (Guest) on June 16, 2024
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
Zakaria (Guest) on June 16, 2024
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
Peter Mbise (Guest) on June 9, 2024
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
Tambwe (Guest) on June 6, 2024
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on June 3, 2024
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
Farida (Guest) on May 25, 2024
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on May 17, 2024
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
Sultan (Guest) on May 11, 2024
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
Mwalimu (Guest) on April 23, 2024
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
Kiza (Guest) on April 17, 2024
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
Hamida (Guest) on April 15, 2024
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
Mwanahawa (Guest) on April 13, 2024
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
Moses Mwita (Guest) on April 5, 2024
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
Paul Kamau (Guest) on April 4, 2024
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
Chum (Guest) on April 2, 2024
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
Sofia (Guest) on March 16, 2024
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
Yusuf (Guest) on March 5, 2024
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on February 27, 2024
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
Sarah Karani (Guest) on February 21, 2024
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
David Sokoine (Guest) on February 17, 2024
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on February 16, 2024
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
Yusuf (Guest) on February 13, 2024
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
Mwachumu (Guest) on February 9, 2024
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
Mwanaisha (Guest) on February 1, 2024
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on January 28, 2024
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
Hamida (Guest) on January 22, 2024
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
David Musyoka (Guest) on January 4, 2024
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
Selemani (Guest) on December 25, 2023
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on December 14, 2023
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
Mary Kidata (Guest) on December 9, 2023
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
George Mallya (Guest) on December 3, 2023
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
Tambwe (Guest) on December 1, 2023
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
Mary Kendi (Guest) on November 23, 2023
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
Yusra (Guest) on November 15, 2023
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on October 30, 2023
😄 Too good!
Michael Onyango (Guest) on October 29, 2023
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
David Ochieng (Guest) on October 3, 2023
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️