Q: What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything? 🐘
A: The elephant's ego! 🙌
Explanation: The answer plays on the idea that an elephant's ego, or sense of self-importance, can be even bigger than its physical size. By using the emoji 🙌, it adds a playful touch and emphasizes the humor of the answer.
Samuel Were (Guest) on April 7, 2018
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
Abdillah (Guest) on April 4, 2018
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 1, 2018
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
Yusuf (Guest) on March 19, 2018
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
Raha (Guest) on March 13, 2018
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
Janet Sumari (Guest) on March 8, 2018
😄 This is pure brilliance!
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on March 5, 2018
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
Zainab (Guest) on March 2, 2018
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
Athumani (Guest) on February 26, 2018
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on February 16, 2018
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
Jane Malecela (Guest) on February 9, 2018
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on February 9, 2018
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on January 28, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
Khalifa (Guest) on January 26, 2018
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on January 19, 2018
😁 Added to my favorites!
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on January 16, 2018
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
Halima (Guest) on January 6, 2018
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on January 6, 2018
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
Brian Karanja (Guest) on January 4, 2018
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on December 26, 2017
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
James Kimani (Guest) on December 21, 2017
😆 That punchline was epic!
David Musyoka (Guest) on December 9, 2017
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
Khalifa (Guest) on December 5, 2017
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
David Musyoka (Guest) on December 5, 2017
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
Shukuru (Guest) on November 27, 2017
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
James Mduma (Guest) on November 24, 2017
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
Biashara (Guest) on November 24, 2017
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
Fadhila (Guest) on November 15, 2017
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
Ann Wambui (Guest) on November 4, 2017
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
Raha (Guest) on November 2, 2017
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
Maida (Guest) on October 22, 2017
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
Mashaka (Guest) on October 16, 2017
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
Sofia (Guest) on October 14, 2017
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on October 9, 2017
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
Violet Mumo (Guest) on October 4, 2017
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
Ndoto (Guest) on October 2, 2017
😂 This is too funny!
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on October 1, 2017
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
Zuhura (Guest) on September 25, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on September 23, 2017
😂 This is a keeper!
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 18, 2017
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
Charles Mchome (Guest) on September 17, 2017
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
Ndoto (Guest) on September 10, 2017
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on September 9, 2017
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on September 5, 2017
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on September 2, 2017
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
Violet Mumo (Guest) on August 1, 2017
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on July 30, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
Hekima (Guest) on July 29, 2017
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
Ahmed (Guest) on July 10, 2017
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
Frank Macha (Guest) on June 30, 2017
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on June 29, 2017
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
Tambwe (Guest) on June 14, 2017
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
Henry Mollel (Guest) on June 13, 2017
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on June 12, 2017
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on June 4, 2017
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
Khalifa (Guest) on May 23, 2017
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
Alice Mrema (Guest) on May 22, 2017
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
Linda Karimi (Guest) on May 16, 2017
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Binti (Guest) on April 26, 2017
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on April 24, 2017
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄