Short Answer: Because you don't want to press your luck! ๐
Explanation: Ironing a four leaf clover might flatten it and take away its charm. Since finding a four leaf clover is considered lucky, you wouldn't want to risk losing its magical powers by ironing it. So, it's best to leave the ironing board for your clothes and keep your four leaf clovers untouched for good luck! ๐๐
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on September 6, 2024
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐ธ๐
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on September 5, 2024
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. ๐ช๐
Fadhila (Guest) on September 4, 2024
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeรฑo business! ๐ถ๏ธ๐คญ
David Musyoka (Guest) on August 29, 2024
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! ๐๐๏ธ
Neema (Guest) on August 12, 2024
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโre always stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Violet Mumo (Guest) on August 3, 2024
Why donโt eggs tell jokes? Theyโd crack each other up! ๐ฅ๐คฃ
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on July 29, 2024
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ๐๐งโโ๏ธ
Wande (Guest) on July 27, 2024
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค
Baridi (Guest) on June 26, 2024
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐๐
Rubea (Guest) on June 15, 2024
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. โฐ๐ผ
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on June 15, 2024
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ๐ญ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ
George Tenga (Guest) on June 13, 2024
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ
Safiya (Guest) on June 9, 2024
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐ฉณ๐
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 9, 2024
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
Grace Minja (Guest) on June 5, 2024
๐ Added to my favorites!
Aziza (Guest) on June 2, 2024
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ๐๐ฅ
Jane Malecela (Guest) on May 4, 2024
๐คฃ Iโm literally dying of laughter!
Ibrahim (Guest) on May 2, 2024
If stress burned calories, Iโd be a supermodel. ๐ฅ๐
Ibrahim (Guest) on April 28, 2024
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite exercise? The plank! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆต
Rahma (Guest) on April 25, 2024
Iโd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐๐ค
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on April 24, 2024
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ง๐ค
Joy Wacera (Guest) on April 13, 2024
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐ป๐ฅง
Ibrahim (Guest) on March 22, 2024
I canโt cook, but I can follow directionsโso if I fail, itโs the recipeโs fault. ๐ณ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Arifa (Guest) on March 20, 2024
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Rubea (Guest) on March 9, 2024
๐ Iโm still laughing, canโt stop!
Hawa (Guest) on March 7, 2024
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐๐
Brian Karanja (Guest) on March 2, 2024
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐
Rahma (Guest) on February 22, 2024
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐
Safiya (Guest) on February 21, 2024
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on February 20, 2024
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐โ๏ธ
Frank Macha (Guest) on February 18, 2024
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyโd be bagels! ๐ฅฏ๐
Janet Sumari (Guest) on February 14, 2024
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on February 9, 2024
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐
Maimuna (Guest) on February 4, 2024
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
Baraka (Guest) on January 27, 2024
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐ก๐
James Malima (Guest) on January 21, 2024
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฐ
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on January 6, 2024
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts. ๐๐ฅ
Wande (Guest) on January 4, 2024
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on January 4, 2024
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Jafari (Guest) on December 24, 2023
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
Victor Kamau (Guest) on December 23, 2023
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. ๐ฎ๐ค
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on December 22, 2023
If you canโt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐๐คฏ
Athumani (Guest) on December 21, 2023
Iโm not procrastinating, Iโm just on a procrastination break. โณ๐
Hamida (Guest) on December 16, 2023
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐โจ
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on December 9, 2023
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐งน๐
Monica Lissu (Guest) on December 5, 2023
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! ๐ช๐ฅ
Masika (Guest) on November 29, 2023
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐๐ฌ
Sarah Karani (Guest) on November 20, 2023
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Umi (Guest) on November 12, 2023
๐ Iโm completely obsessed with this!
Leila (Guest) on November 11, 2023
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Violet Mumo (Guest) on November 7, 2023
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on November 4, 2023
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Chum (Guest) on October 29, 2023
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
Jabir (Guest) on October 19, 2023
๐คฃ That twist at the end, though!
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on October 19, 2023
Whatโs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐ฐ๐ค
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on October 19, 2023
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iโm talking on it. ๐ฑ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on October 17, 2023
๐คฃ Didnโt see that coming!
Zakia (Guest) on October 16, 2023
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on October 9, 2023
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
Tabu (Guest) on October 6, 2023
Iโm definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐