Short Answer: Because they have no organs to rock out with! 🎵😂
Explanation: Skeletons are made up of bones and do not have any internal organs like a heart or lungs that are needed to produce sound. Without these organs, they are unable to play musical instruments or sing. Hence, they are the ultimate silent band members! 🎸🥁🎤
Bakari (Guest) on November 15, 2019
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on November 13, 2019
😆 This one really got me!
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on November 2, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Jane Malecela (Guest) on October 29, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on October 26, 2019
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
Sultan (Guest) on October 16, 2019
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
Raha (Guest) on September 21, 2019
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
Arifa (Guest) on September 21, 2019
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
Charles Mchome (Guest) on September 14, 2019
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on September 8, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on September 3, 2019
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
George Wanjala (Guest) on August 24, 2019
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
Charles Mchome (Guest) on August 19, 2019
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
Umi (Guest) on August 16, 2019
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on August 16, 2019
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
Francis Mrope (Guest) on August 6, 2019
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
Abubakari (Guest) on July 29, 2019
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 27, 2019
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
Mwinyi (Guest) on July 22, 2019
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on July 19, 2019
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
Nyota (Guest) on July 15, 2019
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
Grace Mushi (Guest) on July 15, 2019
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
Hekima (Guest) on June 12, 2019
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on May 25, 2019
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on May 15, 2019
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 9, 2019
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on April 27, 2019
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 17, 2019
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
Mwajuma (Guest) on March 17, 2019
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
Mashaka (Guest) on March 14, 2019
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on March 4, 2019
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
Jabir (Guest) on March 2, 2019
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
Kijakazi (Guest) on February 27, 2019
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
Mariam (Guest) on February 24, 2019
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on February 4, 2019
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
Mwanais (Guest) on February 4, 2019
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
Fikiri (Guest) on February 3, 2019
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Robert Okello (Guest) on February 2, 2019
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on January 29, 2019
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
Khatib (Guest) on January 1, 2019
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
Nashon (Guest) on December 29, 2018
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
Yusuf (Guest) on December 27, 2018
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on December 15, 2018
😆 I’m dying over here!
Mashaka (Guest) on December 9, 2018
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
Baraka (Guest) on December 5, 2018
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on December 5, 2018
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on November 30, 2018
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
Shani (Guest) on November 27, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
Frank Macha (Guest) on November 3, 2018
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
Alice Mrema (Guest) on October 27, 2018
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
Linda Karimi (Guest) on October 14, 2018
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
Kiza (Guest) on September 25, 2018
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on September 16, 2018
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on September 14, 2018
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
Rahma (Guest) on September 10, 2018
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on September 7, 2018
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on September 6, 2018
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on September 5, 2018
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
Michael Onyango (Guest) on August 31, 2018
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on August 20, 2018
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️