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Angalia alichojibu huyu mwanafunzi, Ungekua wewe ni mwalimu wake ungemfanyaje?

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Mwanafunz alikuwa kila siku anachelewa shule, na kila siku alikuwa anachapwa, basi siku moja mwalimu akaona ngoja amuulize.

Mwalimu: Mbona unachelewa kila siku?
Mwanafunzi: Nakaa mbali mwalimu
Mwalimu: (huku ana hasira akauliza)Mbali mbinguni?
Mwanafunzi: Mbinguni kwa mbeleπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Farida (Guest) on January 31, 2017

πŸ˜† Hii imenigonga kweli!

George Ndungu (Guest) on January 30, 2017

Hii ni joke ya ukweli kabisa! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on January 15, 2017

Kweli mna ucheshi wa kipekee sana! πŸ˜„πŸ˜‚

Kijakazi (Guest) on January 15, 2017

🀣 Ujuzi wa hali ya juu!

Diana Mallya (Guest) on December 28, 2016

😁 Hii ni dhahabu!

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on December 23, 2016

Bado nacheka, hiyo ilikuwa nzuri sana! 🀣

Khadija (Guest) on December 7, 2016

πŸ˜† Kali sana!

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on November 19, 2016

Huyu mtu ni mcheshi sana! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on November 4, 2016

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha kila siku! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on October 31, 2016

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Christopher Oloo (Guest) on October 3, 2016

Kila siku napenda jokes zenu! πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on October 1, 2016

πŸ˜‚ Siwezi kuacha kucheka!

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on September 26, 2016

😁 Imeongezwa kwenye vipendwa!

George Tenga (Guest) on September 22, 2016

πŸ˜‚ Siwezi kuacha kucheka!

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πŸ˜… Bado nacheka!

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Wow, hizi kichekesho ni dhahabu kabisa! πŸ’°

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on August 11, 2016

Nimecheka hadi machozi 🀣😭

George Ndungu (Guest) on August 6, 2016

Hizi jokes zinabamba sana! πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on August 3, 2016

πŸ˜† Ninaihifadhi kwa baadaye!

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on July 10, 2016

Hizi jokes zinanifanya nicheke kila siku! πŸ˜„πŸ˜†

Violet Mumo (Guest) on June 16, 2016

Hii joke ni ya kufurahisha! 🀣🀣

Maulid (Guest) on May 29, 2016

🀣 Hiyo punchline ilikuwa haikutarajiwa!

Ndoto (Guest) on May 22, 2016

Haha! Sijacheka hivi kwa muda mrefu! 🀣

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on May 11, 2016

Hii ni joke ya maana sana! πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ

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Majid (Guest) on January 22, 2016

Hii ni dhahabu ya vichekesho! πŸ˜„

Anna Malela (Guest) on January 9, 2016

Nimecheka hadi nina furaha sana! πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Paul Kamau (Guest) on January 1, 2016

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Frank Sokoine (Guest) on December 7, 2015

Kweli mnajua kuchekesha! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Robert Okello (Guest) on December 3, 2015

Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on November 26, 2015

Napenda jokes zenu! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜…

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on October 25, 2015

πŸ˜† Naihifadhi hii!

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on October 19, 2015

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Mwanajuma (Guest) on October 12, 2015

Hii ni kichekesho kali sana, ninashiriki na kila mtu! πŸ˜‚

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on October 4, 2015

Nimefurahia sana hii joke! πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚

George Wanjala (Guest) on October 1, 2015

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Rashid (Guest) on September 25, 2015

πŸ˜… Nilihitaji kicheko hiki, asante!

John Lissu (Guest) on September 15, 2015

Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

David Sokoine (Guest) on August 28, 2015

Nimependa hii! Endelea kuzileta! 😁

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on August 20, 2015

🀣 Hiyo twist mwishoni, ingawa!

John Lissu (Guest) on August 17, 2015

Haha, hii ni ya kuhifadhi! πŸ“Œ

Abubakar (Guest) on July 26, 2015

πŸ˜„ Siwezi hata kupumua, ni kichekesho sana!

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on July 26, 2015

Haha, mbavu zangu zinauma kwa kucheka sana! 🀣

Habiba (Guest) on July 25, 2015

🀣 Hii imenifanya siku yangu iwe bora kabisa!

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 7, 2015

Kweli mna ucheshi wa hali ya juu sana! πŸ‘πŸ˜†

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on June 26, 2015

Hii ni joke ya kipekee sana! πŸ˜ŠπŸ‘

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on June 15, 2015

Nimecheka hadi nimemiss kicheko! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚

Rabia (Guest) on May 19, 2015

🀣 Ninashiriki hii na kila mtu!

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 15, 2015

Ninashiriki hii na marafiki zangu mara moja! πŸ˜†

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on April 13, 2015

Nilihitaji kicheko hiki, asante kwa kushiriki! πŸ˜…

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