What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on November 24, 2022

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Maimuna (Guest) on November 21, 2022

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Janet Wambura (Guest) on November 19, 2022

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Kazija (Guest) on November 17, 2022

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Amir (Guest) on October 15, 2022

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on October 7, 2022

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

John Malisa (Guest) on September 24, 2022

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Juma (Guest) on September 8, 2022

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Mwakisu (Guest) on September 7, 2022

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Janet Sumari (Guest) on September 7, 2022

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Robert Okello (Guest) on August 31, 2022

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Mohamed (Guest) on August 25, 2022

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on August 22, 2022

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Omari (Guest) on August 15, 2022

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on August 11, 2022

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Irene Makena (Guest) on August 7, 2022

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Alice Jebet (Guest) on July 24, 2022

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

James Kawawa (Guest) on July 17, 2022

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on July 15, 2022

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Aziza (Guest) on July 6, 2022

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Maulid (Guest) on July 1, 2022

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Jamal (Guest) on June 24, 2022

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Saidi (Guest) on June 21, 2022

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Juma (Guest) on June 21, 2022

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Mary Kidata (Guest) on June 5, 2022

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Tabu (Guest) on June 1, 2022

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on June 1, 2022

😁 Added to my favorites!

Ramadhan (Guest) on May 29, 2022

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Janet Sumari (Guest) on May 27, 2022

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Mwalimu (Guest) on May 25, 2022

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Samuel Were (Guest) on May 21, 2022

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Maneno (Guest) on May 20, 2022

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Nahida (Guest) on May 13, 2022

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Brian Karanja (Guest) on May 11, 2022

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Zulekha (Guest) on May 1, 2022

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Shani (Guest) on April 30, 2022

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Anna Sumari (Guest) on April 2, 2022

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Anna Mchome (Guest) on April 1, 2022

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Victor Kimario (Guest) on April 1, 2022

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Mgeni (Guest) on March 24, 2022

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Saidi (Guest) on March 9, 2022

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Susan Wangari (Guest) on March 3, 2022

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on February 24, 2022

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Fikiri (Guest) on February 21, 2022

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Muslima (Guest) on February 17, 2022

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Mwajabu (Guest) on February 9, 2022

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on February 3, 2022

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Furaha (Guest) on January 22, 2022

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on January 22, 2022

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Daniel Obura (Guest) on January 20, 2022

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on January 5, 2022

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Mariam (Guest) on December 31, 2021

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on December 28, 2021

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Rahma (Guest) on December 21, 2021

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on December 21, 2021

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Hekima (Guest) on December 16, 2021

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Kassim (Guest) on December 12, 2021

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Issack (Guest) on December 3, 2021

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Fadhili (Guest) on November 29, 2021

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Kahina (Guest) on November 26, 2021

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥