Short answer: A Shampoodle! π©πββοΈ
Explanation: A Shampoodle is a play on words between "shampoo" and "poodle." Poodles are known for their fancy hairstyles and their love for grooming. So, it's no surprise that a Shampoodle, a fictional dog breed, would absolutely adore going to the groomer! πΏπ
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on July 7, 2022
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! π½οΈπ½οΈ
Shani (Guest) on July 1, 2022
Iβm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ππ
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on June 6, 2022
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donβt look, Iβm changing! π¦π
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on June 2, 2022
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! π°οΈπΎ
Fadhila (Guest) on April 28, 2022
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! π³π¦·
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on April 26, 2022
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ποΈπ
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on April 26, 2022
Hilarious! This oneβs going into my favorites! π
Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 18, 2022
I love long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Nashon (Guest) on April 14, 2022
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnβt peeling well! ππ€
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on April 13, 2022
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. π°οΈπ΄
Ahmed (Guest) on April 7, 2022
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donβt know Y. π π€
Sultan (Guest) on April 6, 2022
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! πΈπ‘
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on March 28, 2022
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. π΄
Hamida (Guest) on March 26, 2022
Why donβt vampires like garlic? Itβs a pain in the neck! π§ββοΈπ§
Rahma (Guest) on March 25, 2022
Whatβs a cowβs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ππ₯
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on March 23, 2022
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts. ππ₯
Abdullah (Guest) on March 22, 2022
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! πΏοΈπ°
Athumani (Guest) on February 27, 2022
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. π»ποΈ
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on February 22, 2022
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on February 21, 2022
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ππ
Ahmed (Guest) on February 4, 2022
π Iβm completely obsessed with this!
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on February 1, 2022
Iβm not shy. Iβm holding back my awesomeness so I donβt intimidate you. π¦ΈββοΈπ
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on January 28, 2022
π Laughing so hard right now!
Furaha (Guest) on January 21, 2022
Why donβt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! π¦π€
Mary Kidata (Guest) on January 20, 2022
Whatβs a vampireβs favorite fruit? A blood orange! π§ββοΈπ
Rashid (Guest) on January 12, 2022
π Added to my favorites!
Ndoto (Guest) on December 30, 2021
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
Issa (Guest) on December 25, 2021
π Totally didnβt see that coming!
Wande (Guest) on December 13, 2021
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on December 11, 2021
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Mjaka (Guest) on November 29, 2021
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! π·π₯
Shukuru (Guest) on November 25, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππͺ
Salima (Guest) on November 19, 2021
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ππ΄
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on November 14, 2021
Whatβs Beethovenβs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! πΉπ
Josephine (Guest) on November 13, 2021
Iβm not saying Iβm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? π¦ΈββοΈπ€«
Nassar (Guest) on November 9, 2021
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ππ
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on November 7, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππ
Fadhila (Guest) on November 4, 2021
Iβve had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
Diana Mallya (Guest) on November 2, 2021
The best part of going to work is coming back home. π‘πΌ
Majid (Guest) on October 26, 2021
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ«
Anna Sumari (Guest) on October 16, 2021
Iβm not saying Iβm Batman, but youβve never seen us in the same room together. π¦ΈββοΈπ¦
John Malisa (Guest) on October 12, 2021
I'd agree with you, but then weβd both be wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
Nashon (Guest) on October 8, 2021
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! πβοΈ
Mwinyi (Guest) on October 7, 2021
π I had to share this with everyone!
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on October 5, 2021
Iβm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iβve lost two days. πΈπ
Francis Mrope (Guest) on October 5, 2021
Iβm not weird; Iβm limited edition. ππ¦
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 3, 2021
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. βπββοΈ
Martin Otieno (Guest) on September 17, 2021
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! π¦π©
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on August 28, 2021
π€£ Pure genius!
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on August 26, 2021
π Mood instantly lifted!
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on August 26, 2021
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ππ
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on August 15, 2021
I think my guardian angel drinks. ππ·
David Kawawa (Guest) on August 13, 2021
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! π₯οΈπ€
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on August 13, 2021
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! πβ¨
Nchi (Guest) on August 5, 2021
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. π€π€ΈββοΈ
Zainab (Guest) on August 4, 2021
Whatβs a catβs favorite color? Purr-ple! π±π
David Kawawa (Guest) on July 25, 2021
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ππ
Charles Mchome (Guest) on July 25, 2021
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§ π§
Samuel Were (Guest) on July 16, 2021
π That punchline was epic!
Victor Malima (Guest) on July 15, 2021
π This is an absolute gem of a joke!