Cracking Up: 10 Jokes to Keep You Laughing All Day
Life can sometimes feel like an endless rollercoaster of deadlines, responsibilities, and adulting. But fear not, my friends, for there is a magical potion that can brighten even the gloomiest of days: laughter! So, hold on to your funny bones as we dive into a realm of hilarity with these rib-tickling jokes that will keep you laughing all day long. Get ready to crack up!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! Oh, those corny scarecrows, always reaping what they sow and leaving us in stitches.
Two muffins were sitting in the oven. One said, "Wow, it's getting hot in here!" The other replied, "Oh my crumbs, a talking muffin!" Who knew baked goods had such a sparkling sense of humor?
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. So, I kneaded a change and became a comedian. Now, I'm rolling in the dough - both figuratively and literally!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts! It seems even in the afterlife, bones have a knack for bone-headed jokes.
What's a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it's "R," but it's the "C" they love! Ahoy, matey, those pirates certainly know how to have a good laugh!
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. As it turns out, she misheard me and thought I said "embrace her miss steaks." Now we're just laughing and grilling up some steaks!
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Ah, those tiny particles have quite the sense of humor, don't they? They're always up to something.
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! Sometimes food jokes just noodle their way into our hearts and make us burst out laughing.
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems! Poor math book, always calculating how to make us giggle.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite! Who knew that chilling creatures could bring such warmth to our humor?
Remember, my friends, laughter is the best medicine for a weary soul. So, keep these jokes in your back pocket, ready to whip out when life throws you lemons. With these hilarious one-liners by your side, you'll be unstoppable in your quest to spread joy and laughter. So, go forth and crack up the world, one joke at a time!
Sarafina (Guest) on April 5, 2016
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
Hawa (Guest) on April 4, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
Biashara (Guest) on April 2, 2016
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
Rahma (Guest) on March 15, 2016
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
Jaffar (Guest) on February 29, 2016
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
Yusra (Guest) on February 27, 2016
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on February 24, 2016
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on February 11, 2016
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
David Musyoka (Guest) on February 7, 2016
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
Nchi (Guest) on February 2, 2016
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
Nancy Komba (Guest) on January 19, 2016
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on December 17, 2015
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
Sultan (Guest) on December 13, 2015
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on December 11, 2015
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
David Nyerere (Guest) on December 10, 2015
😅 I needed that!
Binti (Guest) on December 9, 2015
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
Martin Otieno (Guest) on December 2, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on December 1, 2015
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
Zubeida (Guest) on November 30, 2015
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on November 30, 2015
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
Maimuna (Guest) on November 29, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
Zakaria (Guest) on November 21, 2015
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on November 11, 2015
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
David Musyoka (Guest) on November 10, 2015
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
Chum (Guest) on November 3, 2015
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on November 3, 2015
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
Khatib (Guest) on October 6, 2015
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on September 28, 2015
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
Jamal (Guest) on September 27, 2015
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
Farida (Guest) on September 23, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
Biashara (Guest) on September 21, 2015
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
Shabani (Guest) on September 18, 2015
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
Maulid (Guest) on September 15, 2015
😂 This is too funny!
George Tenga (Guest) on September 14, 2015
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
Rubea (Guest) on September 11, 2015
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on September 7, 2015
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
Halimah (Guest) on September 5, 2015
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
James Kawawa (Guest) on September 3, 2015
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
Azima (Guest) on August 11, 2015
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on July 31, 2015
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Kazija (Guest) on July 30, 2015
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
Ndoto (Guest) on July 29, 2015
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on July 11, 2015
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
Fadhila (Guest) on July 4, 2015
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
Rukia (Guest) on July 4, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
Mhina (Guest) on July 2, 2015
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
Aziza (Guest) on July 1, 2015
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on June 12, 2015
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
Jafari (Guest) on June 5, 2015
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
Daudi (Guest) on May 21, 2015
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
Khalifa (Guest) on May 14, 2015
😁 This made my day!
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on May 11, 2015
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
Brian Karanja (Guest) on May 11, 2015
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on May 8, 2015
😄 Perfect joke!
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on May 8, 2015
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
Maimuna (Guest) on May 4, 2015
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on April 25, 2015
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
Ndoto (Guest) on April 14, 2015
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
Janet Sumari (Guest) on April 7, 2015
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on March 29, 2015
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂