Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:12:12 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Baba mmoja Juzi alimpaka Sumu Mke wake kwenye Matiti akiwa amelala ili Mtoto akinyonya afe kwani alihisi sio wa kwake, akaondoka kwenda kazini aliporudi akakuta house boy amekufa, usiniulize alikufaje. Mie mambo ya umbea sipendi niliondoka zangu mapemaaa!!😅😅😅😅

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Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:10:08 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

GARLFREND»»hellow sweetheart

BOYFREND»»hellow darling(SENDING FAILED)

GARLFREND»»kwanin hutaki kujibu sms yangu,au huna mda»??

BOYFREND»>najitahid kukujibu lakin mtandao unasumbua,imefika??(SENDING FAILED)

GARLFREND»»kama hunipend bhas usinijbu,kama unanipenda kwel bhas nijibu

BOYFREND»»i love you (SENDING FAILED)
GALFREND»»do you lov me????

BOYFREND»»i lov you baby(SENDING FAILED)

GARLFREND»»usiongee na mimi tenaaaaa

BOYFREND»»i love you sweetieeee(SENDING FAILED)

GARLFREND»»unataka mim na wew tuachaneee????

BOYFREND»»nshachoka mie na huu upUmbavu,shenz (MESSAGE SENT)

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Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:11:31 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Umeshawahi saidiwa homework na mzazi halafu unapata zero?

Hapo ndio unajua shida siyo wewe

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Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:10:48 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Kuwa na binti aliyeacha shule ni BALAA.

Anaweza kukuacha kwa staili ileile alotumia kuacha SHULE

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Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:05:40 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Kuna mtu kanikera et nmemkubalia urafiki Leo tu Facebook anataka kujua kabila langu
Bac akajifanya mjanjaa et akaniuliza mbu kwenu mnawaitaje
Mimi nkamjibu hatuwaiti wanakujaga wenyewe
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Si kwamba cjamuelewa ila sipendagi Ujinga Mimi

Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:56:37 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Kuishi kijijini kunahitaji moyo sana

..unaenda kuoga, unakumbuka kuwa umesahau sabuni…unaenda kuchukua sabuni kurudi bafuni, unakuta ng'ombe amekunywa maji yote..unaamua kufuata mengne,unarudi unakuta mbuzi kala sabuni…😂😂😂😂

Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:55:14 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

```Nimetoka interview hapa ya job flani

Wameniuliza "so how far did you go with your education?", nikawaambia.. """""I didn't go very far because our school was just behind our house"""

wameniambia ningojee watanipigia!```…….

😀 *your prayers plz*

Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:05:44 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

GIRL: Baby, hebu niambie harusi yetu itakuwaje? BOY: Yaani hii haijawahi kushuhudiwa, ngoja nikupe kionjo kidogo tu GIRL: Enhee… BOY: Kwanza siku ya kupeleka mahari nitaswaga zizi zima la ng'ombe napeleka kwa babu yako GIRL: Ooh baby u care.. BOY: Siyo hivyo tu, baba yako ntamnunulia Range Rover Sport na mama mkwe ntampa Range Rover Evoque GIRL: Baby u are awesome… BOY: Halagu mdogo wako wa kiume ntampa Prado Tx, na hapo nimesukutua tu mdomo sijaanza kula…. GIRL: Enhee…na sisi?? BOY: Sisi tutachukua mtaa mzima Oysterbay, kila wiki tutaishi nyumba tofauti Halafu siku ya harusi yetu tutakodi zile meli zinabeba makontena ndiyo iwe ukumbi wetu, itatupeleka hadi Maldives GIRL: Baby I love you BOY: Tukitoka hapo tunaenda honeymoon Bahamas….halafu tunaenda Taiwan shopping ya fenicha, kisha Japan shopping ua electronics, halafu tunaenda Dubai nikununulie vito vya thamani GIRL: Ooh my sweetheart…halafu tukitoka huko?? BOY: Tukitoka huko nachukua ndoo ya maji nakumwagia uzinduke usingizini na ndoto yako imeishia hapo

Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:49:47 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)

Babu: Mjukuu wangu ngoja nikusimulie hadithi ya mimi babu yako kwenye vita ya kagera
Mjukuu: Niambie babu
Babu: Kwenye vita ya kagera tulienda sehemu tukakamatwa wote askari na maadui wakatuambia chagueni kuuliwa au kubakwa.
Mjukuu: Sasa babu wewe ulichagua nn?
Babu: Niliuliwa!!!

Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:16 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Jamaa kaenda kwa mke wa rafiki yake:
JAMAA: Shem nakupenda!
MKE: Hebu toka hapa! Je rafiki
yako akijua? tena koma!
JAMAA: Ntakupa milioni 1!
MKE: Basi njoo kesho mchana
mume wangu akiwa kazini!

Kesho yake Jamaa kaja
na milioni 1 wakamalizana na mke wa rafki yake,
jioni ilipofika
Mume akarudi home na
kumuuliza Mkewe, "Rafki yangu SAM kaleta hela yangu milioni 1?"
MKE akajibu kwa unyonge, "Ndio!"
MUME: Yes! Ndio maana nampenda SAM kanikopa asubuhi jioni karejesha!!!!
Mke hoi……