AckySHINE Updates: Wabongo ni noma! Angalia huyu mbongo anachokifanya

Wabongo ni noma! Angalia huyu mbongo anachokifanya

Date: July 31, 2021

Author: SW - Melkisedeck Shine

Basi juzi kati hapa sehemu ndogo ya ukuta wa Ikulu ya Magogoni ilianguka!..
Wakapelekwa contractors watatu ili achaguliwe mmoja atakayejenga vzr na kwa bei nafuu!..
Wakwanza alikuwa MUHINDI, wa pili MCHINA na MBONGO!…

MUHINDI: "ntajenga kwa milioni 90!.., 40 za vifaa, 40 za mafundi na milioni 10 faida yangu"

MCHINA: "mi ntajenga kwa milioni 70!.., 30 za vifaa, 30 za mafundi na milioni 10 faida yangu"

MBONGO kuona vile akamvuta chemba msimamizi wa Magogoni!..
MBONGO: "mi ntajenga kwa milioni 270"

MSIMAMIZI WA MAGOGONI: "we una wazimu nn!.. yaani unathubutu kusema hivyo na unaona wenzako wametaja kiwango kidogo?!."

MBONGO: "milioni 100 zako, 100 zangu alafu hiyo milioni 70 tunaajiri yule mchina"

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Peter Mwambui (Guest) on July 20, 2024

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Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on June 10, 2024

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Nimecheka hadi nina furaha sana! 😊😂

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Josephine Nduta (Guest) on December 9, 2023

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Grace Mligo (Guest) on November 21, 2023

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David Nyerere (Guest) on October 2, 2023

Hii imenipa furaha ya siku! 😆👌

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Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on August 24, 2023

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Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on December 16, 2022

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Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on December 9, 2022

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Amina (Guest) on November 1, 2022

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Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on October 29, 2022

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John Malisa (Guest) on October 25, 2022

😅 Bado nacheka!

David Sokoine (Guest) on October 13, 2022

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Kazija (Guest) on October 2, 2022

😁 Hii imenifanya siku yangu iwe bora!

Charles Mchome (Guest) on September 26, 2022

Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! 😂😅

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on July 15, 2022

Hii ni ya kufurahisha sana! 😊😄

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on June 21, 2022

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Esther Nyambura (Guest) on June 9, 2022

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Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on May 27, 2022

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha kila siku! 😆😄

Jane Muthui (Guest) on May 25, 2022

Hii imenikuna sana! 😆😅

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on May 23, 2022

Ucheshi wa hali ya juu! 😂👏

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on May 1, 2022

😆 Ninaihifadhi kwa baadaye!

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on April 24, 2022

Hii imenifurahisha sana! 🤣😊

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Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 8, 2022

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