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Angalia huyu mwanafunzi anachomjibu huyu mwalimu wake

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1. Ticha:"Punda ni mnyama anaefugwa nyumbani,lakini akiwa mwituni anaitwa pundamilia….Je sungura anayeishi mwituni anaitwaje?"

ZUZU:"Sunguramilia."

2.Ticha:"Rais wa kwanza wa kenya aliitwa KENYATTA…Je rais wa kwanza wa
Tanzania aliitwaje?"
ZUZU:"TANZANIATTA."

3. Ticha:"Kuku yuko katika jamii ya NDEGE…Je samaki yuko katika jamii ya nini?"

ZUZU:"MELI."

4. Ticha:"Coach wa Arsenal anaitwa ARSENE,wa Man-city anaitwa MANCINI….Je wa
Liverpool anaitwaje?

ZUZU:"LIVER."

5 Ticha:"Ukiwa na mbuzi 10,wezi waje waibe 5,utabaki na nini?"

ZUZU:"Hasira nyingi sana!"

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