Short Answer: Because they were "boo"sy doing ghostly things! 👻
Explanation: The ghost couldn't see his parents because they were so busy being spooky and doing ghostly activities. They were probably busy scaring people or floating through walls, leaving the poor little ghost all alone. But hey, at least they were having a hauntingly good time! 😄👻
Victor Malima (Guest) on March 6, 2017
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
Ann Wambui (Guest) on March 2, 2017
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
Abubakar (Guest) on February 28, 2017
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on February 26, 2017
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
Furaha (Guest) on February 21, 2017
😅 I’m still laughing!
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on February 17, 2017
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
Saidi (Guest) on February 3, 2017
🤣 This one got me good!
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on January 25, 2017
🤣 Pure genius!
Athumani (Guest) on January 17, 2017
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
Moses Mwita (Guest) on January 15, 2017
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
Alice Mrema (Guest) on January 15, 2017
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
Hawa (Guest) on January 14, 2017
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on January 13, 2017
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on January 9, 2017
😁 This just made my day!
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on January 6, 2017
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
Nashon (Guest) on January 5, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on December 30, 2016
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Binti (Guest) on December 21, 2016
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
Makame (Guest) on December 17, 2016
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
Majid (Guest) on December 15, 2016
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
Sarafina (Guest) on December 13, 2016
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on December 5, 2016
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
Joy Wacera (Guest) on November 24, 2016
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
Neema (Guest) on November 24, 2016
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
Kassim (Guest) on November 12, 2016
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
Mwanajuma (Guest) on November 9, 2016
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
Hashim (Guest) on November 9, 2016
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
Mary Kendi (Guest) on November 7, 2016
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
Tabu (Guest) on October 19, 2016
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on October 4, 2016
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
Kijakazi (Guest) on September 27, 2016
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
Binti (Guest) on September 24, 2016
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
Rahim (Guest) on September 22, 2016
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
Alice Jebet (Guest) on August 24, 2016
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
Halima (Guest) on August 23, 2016
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
James Kimani (Guest) on August 21, 2016
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
Ali (Guest) on August 12, 2016
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
Monica Lissu (Guest) on August 12, 2016
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
Athumani (Guest) on August 6, 2016
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
Charles Mrope (Guest) on August 1, 2016
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
Binti (Guest) on July 31, 2016
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
David Ochieng (Guest) on July 27, 2016
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on July 22, 2016
🤣 This joke is just too good!
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on July 14, 2016
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
Yusra (Guest) on July 10, 2016
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on July 10, 2016
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
Anna Mchome (Guest) on June 27, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Ann Awino (Guest) on June 27, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Jane Malecela (Guest) on June 25, 2016
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on June 23, 2016
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
Nassar (Guest) on June 18, 2016
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
Nancy Komba (Guest) on June 2, 2016
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on May 31, 2016
😄 You totally won the internet today!
Grace Minja (Guest) on May 20, 2016
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on May 18, 2016
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
Masika (Guest) on May 14, 2016
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
Mwalimu (Guest) on May 14, 2016
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on May 5, 2016
🤣 Sharing this right now!
Mary Kidata (Guest) on April 30, 2016
😆 Saving this one!
Selemani (Guest) on April 25, 2016
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅