Short Answer: Because they don't want to quack up mid-flight! 🦆😄
Explanation: Ducks are known for their quacking sound, which is their way of communicating. Since telling jokes would require them to make different sounds, they avoid it while flying to avoid any potential mishaps. After all, it wouldn't be very graceful for a duck to burst into laughter mid-flight! So, they save their jokes for when they're safely on the ground. 🤭🌬️
David Nyerere (Guest) on February 28, 2017
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on February 25, 2017
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on February 12, 2017
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
Majid (Guest) on February 10, 2017
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
Salma (Guest) on January 28, 2017
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on January 9, 2017
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Mwanajuma (Guest) on January 1, 2017
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
Chris Okello (Guest) on December 30, 2016
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
Mazrui (Guest) on December 29, 2016
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on December 28, 2016
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
Nashon (Guest) on December 25, 2016
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
Joy Wacera (Guest) on December 21, 2016
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
Mary Njeri (Guest) on December 12, 2016
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on December 12, 2016
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on December 11, 2016
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
Shamim (Guest) on December 5, 2016
🤣 This one got me good!
George Tenga (Guest) on December 4, 2016
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
Nora Kidata (Guest) on November 20, 2016
😆 Totally hilarious!
James Kimani (Guest) on November 16, 2016
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
Charles Wafula (Guest) on November 14, 2016
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
Anna Mchome (Guest) on October 24, 2016
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
Ann Awino (Guest) on October 21, 2016
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on October 17, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on October 5, 2016
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
George Tenga (Guest) on October 3, 2016
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
George Mallya (Guest) on September 24, 2016
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
Sultan (Guest) on September 17, 2016
😆 This one really got me!
Irene Akoth (Guest) on September 16, 2016
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
David Chacha (Guest) on September 15, 2016
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
Saidi (Guest) on September 13, 2016
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
Mazrui (Guest) on September 5, 2016
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
John Mwangi (Guest) on September 4, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Maimuna (Guest) on August 25, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on August 22, 2016
😂 So funny!
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on August 22, 2016
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
Jane Malecela (Guest) on August 14, 2016
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
Selemani (Guest) on August 13, 2016
😂 This is a keeper!
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on August 11, 2016
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
Violet Mumo (Guest) on August 10, 2016
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
Latifa (Guest) on August 9, 2016
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
James Malima (Guest) on August 4, 2016
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
Peter Mbise (Guest) on August 4, 2016
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
James Kimani (Guest) on July 27, 2016
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
Rubea (Guest) on July 27, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
Linda Karimi (Guest) on July 22, 2016
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 21, 2016
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
Abdullah (Guest) on July 16, 2016
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
Nuru (Guest) on July 7, 2016
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
Francis Njeru (Guest) on July 7, 2016
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
Paul Kamau (Guest) on June 27, 2016
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Mwanaidi (Guest) on June 26, 2016
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
Nyota (Guest) on June 22, 2016
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
Michael Mboya (Guest) on June 9, 2016
😁 Best laugh of the day!
Farida (Guest) on June 8, 2016
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on June 4, 2016
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on May 27, 2016
😆 That punchline was epic!
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on May 26, 2016
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
Muslima (Guest) on May 17, 2016
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on May 14, 2016
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on May 8, 2016
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧