Short Answer: Because they taste funny! 🤡🍴
Explanation: Animals don't eat clowns because they taste funny, not in a ha-ha funny way, but in a strange and unusual way. Clowns are known for their colorful outfits, exaggerated makeup, and funny antics, so animals might find their taste rather peculiar and not very appetizing. It's best to leave the clowns for the humans to enjoy at the circus! 🎪🦁🍿
Mjaka (Guest) on February 1, 2017
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
Athumani (Guest) on January 27, 2017
😆 That punchline!
Athumani (Guest) on January 16, 2017
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
Abubakar (Guest) on January 10, 2017
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
Habiba (Guest) on January 3, 2017
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on January 3, 2017
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on December 31, 2016
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on December 30, 2016
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on December 28, 2016
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on December 26, 2016
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on December 25, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on December 21, 2016
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on December 20, 2016
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on December 17, 2016
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on December 2, 2016
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
Mchawi (Guest) on November 25, 2016
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
Issa (Guest) on November 24, 2016
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
Chris Okello (Guest) on November 19, 2016
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
Kiza (Guest) on November 19, 2016
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 19, 2016
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on October 27, 2016
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on October 21, 2016
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on October 16, 2016
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
Zuhura (Guest) on October 16, 2016
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on October 15, 2016
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on October 10, 2016
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
James Kawawa (Guest) on October 10, 2016
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on September 17, 2016
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
Khalifa (Guest) on September 9, 2016
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on September 4, 2016
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
Bakari (Guest) on September 1, 2016
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on August 27, 2016
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on August 18, 2016
😂 Sharing right away!
Zuhura (Guest) on August 13, 2016
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on August 13, 2016
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on August 13, 2016
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on August 2, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
Nassar (Guest) on August 2, 2016
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
Wande (Guest) on July 28, 2016
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on July 26, 2016
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
Kahina (Guest) on July 22, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
Shukuru (Guest) on July 18, 2016
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
Mwanahawa (Guest) on July 15, 2016
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
Shani (Guest) on July 12, 2016
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
George Ndungu (Guest) on July 4, 2016
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
Amina (Guest) on July 3, 2016
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
Majid (Guest) on July 2, 2016
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
Charles Mboje (Guest) on July 1, 2016
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
David Sokoine (Guest) on June 28, 2016
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on June 8, 2016
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
Yahya (Guest) on May 30, 2016
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
Habiba (Guest) on May 22, 2016
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
Charles Wafula (Guest) on May 19, 2016
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on May 14, 2016
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on May 9, 2016
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
George Tenga (Guest) on May 7, 2016
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on April 23, 2016
Thanks Ackyshine
George Tenga (Guest) on April 5, 2016
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
Jamila (Guest) on April 3, 2016
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 7, 2016
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺