Why are there fences around cemeteries?

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on February 1, 2017

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on January 29, 2017

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Peter Otieno (Guest) on January 12, 2017

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Issa (Guest) on January 10, 2017

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on January 5, 2017

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Rahma (Guest) on January 4, 2017

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Asha (Guest) on January 4, 2017

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

John Kamande (Guest) on January 3, 2017

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on January 3, 2017

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on December 18, 2016

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on December 12, 2016

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Habiba (Guest) on December 11, 2016

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on December 11, 2016

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on December 8, 2016

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on November 25, 2016

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Masika (Guest) on November 24, 2016

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Muslima (Guest) on November 21, 2016

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Selemani (Guest) on November 7, 2016

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Hekima (Guest) on November 6, 2016

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Joy Wacera (Guest) on October 30, 2016

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Kheri (Guest) on October 15, 2016

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on October 9, 2016

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Brian Karanja (Guest) on September 27, 2016

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on August 30, 2016

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Mashaka (Guest) on August 23, 2016

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on August 18, 2016

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Mwakisu (Guest) on August 13, 2016

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on July 19, 2016

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on July 16, 2016

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Robert Okello (Guest) on July 15, 2016

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on July 11, 2016

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Shani (Guest) on July 7, 2016

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on July 5, 2016

😆 That punchline was epic!

Baraka (Guest) on July 4, 2016

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Monica Lissu (Guest) on July 3, 2016

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Violet Mumo (Guest) on June 24, 2016

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

John Lissu (Guest) on June 21, 2016

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Rahim (Guest) on June 17, 2016

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Ramadhan (Guest) on June 15, 2016

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

David Chacha (Guest) on June 1, 2016

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on May 28, 2016

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on May 20, 2016

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on May 4, 2016

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on April 29, 2016

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Arifa (Guest) on April 29, 2016

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Fikiri (Guest) on April 16, 2016

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Jamila (Guest) on April 9, 2016

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Nahida (Guest) on April 1, 2016

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on April 1, 2016

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Mwachumu (Guest) on March 31, 2016

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on March 30, 2016

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on March 30, 2016

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Biashara (Guest) on March 29, 2016

😆 This one really got me!

Daniel Obura (Guest) on March 20, 2016

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Nashon (Guest) on March 18, 2016

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Monica Lissu (Guest) on March 18, 2016

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Henry Mollel (Guest) on March 16, 2016

😁 This is gold!

Charles Mchome (Guest) on March 16, 2016

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on March 12, 2016

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Issack (Guest) on March 4, 2016

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄