Which flower talks the most?

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on February 5, 2017

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Majid (Guest) on February 5, 2017

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on February 1, 2017

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Issa (Guest) on January 13, 2017

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Hekima (Guest) on January 2, 2017

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Paul Kamau (Guest) on December 23, 2016

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on December 12, 2016

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on December 5, 2016

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Bakari (Guest) on November 25, 2016

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on November 24, 2016

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on October 30, 2016

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

John Lissu (Guest) on October 23, 2016

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Omar (Guest) on October 19, 2016

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Nashon (Guest) on October 9, 2016

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Nora Kidata (Guest) on October 4, 2016

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Mwakisu (Guest) on October 3, 2016

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on September 30, 2016

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Zulekha (Guest) on September 23, 2016

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Mwanajuma (Guest) on September 23, 2016

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Athumani (Guest) on September 21, 2016

😅 I’m still laughing!

Ahmed (Guest) on September 20, 2016

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Fadhili (Guest) on September 19, 2016

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 6, 2016

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Jane Malecela (Guest) on August 26, 2016

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on August 20, 2016

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

George Mallya (Guest) on July 31, 2016

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Amani (Guest) on July 30, 2016

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Martin Otieno (Guest) on July 13, 2016

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Zawadi (Guest) on July 13, 2016

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on July 4, 2016

🤣 Sending this now!

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on June 29, 2016

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Omar (Guest) on June 23, 2016

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Nashon (Guest) on June 11, 2016

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Mwachumu (Guest) on June 2, 2016

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on May 19, 2016

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on May 13, 2016

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Nasra (Guest) on May 12, 2016

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Nasra (Guest) on May 8, 2016

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on May 5, 2016

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

David Sokoine (Guest) on May 2, 2016

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on April 30, 2016

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Farida (Guest) on April 24, 2016

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on April 23, 2016

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Sofia (Guest) on April 22, 2016

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Nchi (Guest) on April 10, 2016

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on April 3, 2016

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on March 25, 2016

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on March 21, 2016

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on March 14, 2016

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Mwachumu (Guest) on March 10, 2016

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on March 9, 2016

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Makame (Guest) on March 8, 2016

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Nchi (Guest) on March 3, 2016

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on February 26, 2016

😆 That punchline!

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on February 23, 2016

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Mariam (Guest) on February 22, 2016

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on February 20, 2016

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Amir (Guest) on February 14, 2016

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Mwanajuma (Guest) on February 13, 2016

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Victor Kimario (Guest) on February 13, 2016

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚