Nahida (Guest) on December 14, 2016

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on December 7, 2016

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Grace Mligo (Guest) on December 7, 2016

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on November 28, 2016

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on November 13, 2016

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Anna Sumari (Guest) on November 8, 2016

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Aziza (Guest) on November 4, 2016

😅 I’m still laughing!

Victor Kamau (Guest) on October 2, 2016

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Rabia (Guest) on September 30, 2016

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Mwanahawa (Guest) on September 19, 2016

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Grace Minja (Guest) on September 16, 2016

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on September 6, 2016

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Rahma (Guest) on August 31, 2016

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

David Chacha (Guest) on August 27, 2016

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

John Lissu (Guest) on August 23, 2016

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Hawa (Guest) on August 21, 2016

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Nchi (Guest) on August 19, 2016

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on August 19, 2016

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Mwajuma (Guest) on August 12, 2016

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Issa (Guest) on August 9, 2016

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Sofia (Guest) on July 11, 2016

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Mwanahawa (Guest) on July 6, 2016

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Nasra (Guest) on July 1, 2016

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Nora Kidata (Guest) on June 24, 2016

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 17, 2016

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Rehema (Guest) on June 13, 2016

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Yusuf (Guest) on June 11, 2016

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Juma (Guest) on June 4, 2016

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on June 4, 2016

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on May 31, 2016

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Salima (Guest) on May 28, 2016

😆 Saving this one!

Rehema (Guest) on May 26, 2016

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Anna Malela (Guest) on May 4, 2016

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Nassor (Guest) on April 30, 2016

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on April 21, 2016

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Mwakisu (Guest) on April 13, 2016

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Sarah Karani (Guest) on April 9, 2016

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on April 8, 2016

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on April 1, 2016

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Josephine (Guest) on March 25, 2016

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on March 20, 2016

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Mwajabu (Guest) on March 18, 2016

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 18, 2016

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on March 10, 2016

🤣 Brilliant joke!

John Mwangi (Guest) on March 3, 2016

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Binti (Guest) on February 29, 2016

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Yahya (Guest) on February 25, 2016

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Mwanaidi (Guest) on February 23, 2016

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Mwanaisha (Guest) on February 9, 2016

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on February 5, 2016

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Omar (Guest) on February 1, 2016

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Jaffar (Guest) on January 30, 2016

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Biashara (Guest) on January 5, 2016

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Chris Okello (Guest) on January 2, 2016

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on December 30, 2015

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Moses Mwita (Guest) on December 29, 2015

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on December 27, 2015

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Furaha (Guest) on December 16, 2015

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on November 5, 2015

😂 So funny!

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on November 4, 2015

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔