Answer: Santa cleans his sleigh with "Santa-tizer"! π π§΄
Explanation: Santa-tizer is a playful twist on the word "sanitizer," replacing it with "Santa" to create a humorous and festive cleaning solution specifically designed for Santa and his sleigh. This clever play on words adds a touch of whimsy and holiday cheer to the riddle, making it a delightful and laughter-inducing response. The sleigh must always be sparkling clean for Santa's magical deliveries! πβ¨
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on April 9, 2017
Whatβs a frogβs favorite candy? Lollihops! πΈπ
Makame (Guest) on April 8, 2017
π Perfect joke!
Kiza (Guest) on April 6, 2017
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on April 6, 2017
π Iβm literally in stitches right now!
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on April 5, 2017
Donβt make me adult today. π¬π§Έ
Hawa (Guest) on April 4, 2017
I canβt adult today. Please donβt make me adult. π¬π§Έ
Zainab (Guest) on April 4, 2017
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. π‘π
Masika (Guest) on April 4, 2017
Iβve got to remember this one for later! π
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on April 1, 2017
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! π±π±οΈ
Rahim (Guest) on March 20, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Nora Kidata (Guest) on March 16, 2017
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. π’β³
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on March 7, 2017
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! πΆπ§»
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 6, 2017
Iβm still laughing, that was too good! π€£
Charles Mrope (Guest) on March 4, 2017
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! π
Nashon (Guest) on February 27, 2017
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canβt laugh at yourself, call meβIβll laugh at you. ππ
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on February 20, 2017
What do you call cheese that isnβt yours? Nacho cheese! π§π€£
Abdullah (Guest) on February 8, 2017
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on January 23, 2017
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. π²π
Jaffar (Guest) on January 15, 2017
I love my computer because my friends live in it. π»π
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on January 11, 2017
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. πͺβ
Moses Mwita (Guest) on December 31, 2016
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ππ¬
Nchi (Guest) on December 26, 2016
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπΆοΈ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 25, 2016
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ππ―
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on December 23, 2016
I love sleep because itβs like a time machine to breakfast. ποΈπ₯
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on December 3, 2016
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! β³βοΈ
Patrick Akech (Guest) on November 23, 2016
π€£ This oneβs fire!
Irene Akoth (Guest) on November 13, 2016
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereβs popcorn? π½πΏ
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on November 11, 2016
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. π±π΄
Bakari (Guest) on November 6, 2016
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! π π«
Patrick Akech (Guest) on November 1, 2016
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? π¦ΈββοΈβ€οΈ
Farida (Guest) on October 30, 2016
Haha, this joke is a keeper! π
Latifa (Guest) on October 29, 2016
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ππ
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on October 20, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! π¦π
Nyota (Guest) on October 17, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
Jamal (Guest) on October 6, 2016
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! πͺπ₯
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on September 19, 2016
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! π΄ββ οΈπ
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on September 11, 2016
I run like the winded. πββοΈπ¨
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on August 26, 2016
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. π ποΈ
Leila (Guest) on August 21, 2016
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! π€£
Raha (Guest) on July 31, 2016
Why donβt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! π½π
Zuhura (Guest) on July 24, 2016
This joke is a keeper for sure! π
Mwanais (Guest) on July 16, 2016
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π€ͺ
Masika (Guest) on July 12, 2016
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ«
Nancy Komba (Guest) on July 7, 2016
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? β²οΈπ½οΈ
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on June 14, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iβd be rich... and probably still hungry. ππ΅
Michael Mboya (Guest) on June 5, 2016
π Bookmarking this!
Fatuma (Guest) on June 4, 2016
π€£ Pure genius!
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on May 18, 2016
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iβm doing. πββοΈπ΄
Zakaria (Guest) on May 10, 2016
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! π°οΈποΈ
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on April 28, 2016
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! π»π
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on April 16, 2016
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! π
George Mallya (Guest) on April 13, 2016
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. π΄π
Kheri (Guest) on April 6, 2016
π This is pure brilliance!
Mhina (Guest) on April 6, 2016
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. πΈποΈ
Hassan (Guest) on March 28, 2016
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. π‘π΄
Zakaria (Guest) on March 27, 2016
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ποΈπ
Anna Mchome (Guest) on March 20, 2016
If at first, you donβt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. π©βπ§π€·ββοΈ
Mary Njeri (Guest) on March 18, 2016
π I canβt stop laughing!
Rashid (Guest) on March 16, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. π©π
Sumaya (Guest) on March 11, 2016
π That punchline was epic!