What do witches order at hotels? Broom service! ๐งนโจ
Explanation: This funny answer plays on the idea of witches and their association with brooms. Instead of the usual room service, witches would humorously request "broom service" since brooms are often depicted as their mode of transportation. It adds a touch of whimsy and magic to the traditional hotel service, making for a playful and creative response. The broom emoji and sparkle emoji further enhance the magical atmosphere.
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on April 21, 2017
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
Ramadhan (Guest) on April 5, 2017
๐คฃ Sending this now!
Victor Malima (Guest) on April 1, 2017
The best part of going to work is coming back home. ๐ก๐ผ
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on March 26, 2017
Whatโs a snakeโs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ๐๐
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on March 26, 2017
I canโt brain today. I has the dumb. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on March 22, 2017
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐ซ๐โโ๏ธ
Chiku (Guest) on March 21, 2017
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Nuru (Guest) on March 17, 2017
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Yusra (Guest) on March 14, 2017
Iโm not bossy, Iโm the boss. Big difference. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Mwafirika (Guest) on March 8, 2017
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐๐ป
Ann Wambui (Guest) on March 7, 2017
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ง๐ค
Mohamed (Guest) on February 25, 2017
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
Selemani (Guest) on February 19, 2017
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! ๐งฑ๐
Nasra (Guest) on February 18, 2017
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐๐ฌ
Baridi (Guest) on January 31, 2017
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฐ
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on January 16, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Brian Karanja (Guest) on January 6, 2017
๐ This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Warda (Guest) on January 4, 2017
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. ๐ด๐๏ธ
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on January 2, 2017
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on December 11, 2016
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
Grace Mushi (Guest) on December 7, 2016
You canโt make everyone happy. Youโre not pizza. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on November 17, 2016
๐ Added to my favorites!
Khatib (Guest) on November 13, 2016
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ๐๐ถ
Baridi (Guest) on November 10, 2016
Why donโt skeletons go to scary movies? They donโt have the guts! ๐๐ฌ
Issack (Guest) on November 5, 2016
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
Sekela (Guest) on November 4, 2016
๐ This one really got me!
Charles Mboje (Guest) on November 2, 2016
๐คฃ Sharing this right now!
Nyota (Guest) on October 28, 2016
๐คฃ That punchline was unexpected!
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on October 21, 2016
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ๐๐
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 17, 2016
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ๐๐
Bahati (Guest) on October 13, 2016
I had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 21, 2016
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Mary Mrope (Guest) on September 5, 2016
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
Maulid (Guest) on September 3, 2016
Iโm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. ๐ฆ๐
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on August 19, 2016
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐พ
Susan Wangari (Guest) on August 14, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ค
Nassar (Guest) on August 14, 2016
Whatโs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! ๐ช๐
Yahya (Guest) on August 11, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Mazrui (Guest) on July 23, 2016
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐โค๏ธ
Fadhila (Guest) on July 17, 2016
I donโt suffer from insanityโI enjoy every minute of it. ๐คชโณ
Anna Sumari (Guest) on July 14, 2016
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๏ธ
Farida (Guest) on July 7, 2016
Whatโs Beethovenโs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! ๐น๐
Peter Otieno (Guest) on July 6, 2016
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป
Charles Mchome (Guest) on June 25, 2016
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐ก
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on June 21, 2016
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโt fit them in their trunks! ๐๐ฑ
Alice Jebet (Guest) on June 20, 2016
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on June 13, 2016
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐ฆฉ๐
Victor Kimario (Guest) on June 12, 2016
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐ฆจโ๏ธ
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on June 11, 2016
Iโm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโs impossible to put down! ๐๐
Chiku (Guest) on June 7, 2016
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐ผ๐คฃ
Sumaya (Guest) on June 3, 2016
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! ๐ ๐ซ
Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 20, 2016
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐โ๏ธ
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on May 15, 2016
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on May 4, 2016
Iโm not weird; Iโm limited edition. ๐๐ฆ
Henry Mollel (Guest) on May 1, 2016
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Fadhila (Guest) on April 18, 2016
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐๐
Tabu (Guest) on April 15, 2016
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
Hekima (Guest) on March 21, 2016
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐๐
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on March 7, 2016
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
Moses Mwita (Guest) on March 3, 2016
I smile because I donโt know whatโs going on. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ