What did the turkey stay before it was roasted?

Shamsa (Guest) on January 4, 2017

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Maida (Guest) on December 29, 2016

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on December 28, 2016

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Sarafina (Guest) on December 17, 2016

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Kiza (Guest) on December 11, 2016

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Mwakisu (Guest) on December 10, 2016

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Victor Kimario (Guest) on December 1, 2016

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Peter Otieno (Guest) on November 28, 2016

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on November 26, 2016

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Mashaka (Guest) on November 23, 2016

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on November 12, 2016

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on November 10, 2016

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Asha (Guest) on October 11, 2016

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on October 6, 2016

😂 This joke just made my day!

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on October 2, 2016

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Mariam (Guest) on September 25, 2016

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on September 21, 2016

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Mwajuma (Guest) on September 9, 2016

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

George Ndungu (Guest) on August 30, 2016

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 25, 2016

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on August 16, 2016

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Nahida (Guest) on August 16, 2016

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on August 11, 2016

😅 I needed that!

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on August 10, 2016

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Sarafina (Guest) on August 7, 2016

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Fikiri (Guest) on August 5, 2016

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Mary Kidata (Guest) on August 4, 2016

😂 Can't stop laughing!

James Malima (Guest) on August 4, 2016

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Zuhura (Guest) on July 29, 2016

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Zulekha (Guest) on July 27, 2016

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Jamila (Guest) on July 23, 2016

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Biashara (Guest) on July 22, 2016

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Mwinyi (Guest) on July 7, 2016

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on July 3, 2016

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on June 19, 2016

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on June 8, 2016

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on June 1, 2016

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Shukuru (Guest) on May 28, 2016

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on May 22, 2016

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Janet Sumari (Guest) on May 11, 2016

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Michael Mboya (Guest) on May 8, 2016

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on April 17, 2016

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Hekima (Guest) on April 9, 2016

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on March 29, 2016

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on March 22, 2016

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Issack (Guest) on March 16, 2016

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

David Chacha (Guest) on March 9, 2016

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Bahati (Guest) on March 9, 2016

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on March 8, 2016

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Rahma (Guest) on March 7, 2016

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Grace Mushi (Guest) on March 6, 2016

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Asha (Guest) on February 28, 2016

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on February 18, 2016

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Maida (Guest) on February 16, 2016

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on February 9, 2016

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Aziza (Guest) on February 8, 2016

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on February 6, 2016

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Nora Kidata (Guest) on February 4, 2016

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on January 30, 2016

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Nasra (Guest) on January 16, 2016

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆