The banker's favorite player on the football team was...the "cointerback"! 🤑🏈
Explanation: The term "cointerback" is a playful combination of the words "coin" and "quarterback." It's a funny way to suggest that the banker's favorite player was the one who could handle both money (coins) and the important position of quarterback. The use of the money-related term adds a humorous twist. The emoji adds to the cheerfulness and playfulness of the answer.
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on January 4, 2018
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on January 4, 2018
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on December 31, 2017
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
Kevin Maina (Guest) on December 27, 2017
😂 This is too funny!
Ann Wambui (Guest) on December 22, 2017
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
Jackson Makori (Guest) on December 17, 2017
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
Monica Lissu (Guest) on December 16, 2017
😄 Too good!
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on December 15, 2017
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
Ahmed (Guest) on December 11, 2017
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
Sarafina (Guest) on December 8, 2017
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Zubeida (Guest) on December 6, 2017
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
Josephine (Guest) on December 3, 2017
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
Safiya (Guest) on November 20, 2017
😂 Can't stop laughing!
Kazija (Guest) on November 14, 2017
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on November 11, 2017
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on October 24, 2017
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
Omar (Guest) on October 22, 2017
😅 I’m still cracking up!
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on October 11, 2017
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
Binti (Guest) on October 3, 2017
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
Umi (Guest) on September 30, 2017
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on September 22, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
Amina (Guest) on September 10, 2017
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
Irene Akoth (Guest) on August 20, 2017
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
Hashim (Guest) on August 19, 2017
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
Halimah (Guest) on August 10, 2017
Thanks Ackyshine
Ann Awino (Guest) on August 5, 2017
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on July 12, 2017
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
Habiba (Guest) on July 8, 2017
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Mwagonda (Guest) on June 30, 2017
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
Umi (Guest) on June 29, 2017
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
Warda (Guest) on June 18, 2017
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on June 10, 2017
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
Maneno (Guest) on June 3, 2017
😁 This just made my day!
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on June 2, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Omari (Guest) on May 30, 2017
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
Mary Njeri (Guest) on May 28, 2017
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on May 18, 2017
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
Maulid (Guest) on May 10, 2017
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 26, 2017
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on April 16, 2017
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
Sofia (Guest) on April 8, 2017
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on April 3, 2017
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on March 29, 2017
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
Rubea (Guest) on March 28, 2017
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on March 24, 2017
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
David Sokoine (Guest) on March 15, 2017
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
Wande (Guest) on March 11, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 2, 2017
😂 This is a keeper!
Rashid (Guest) on February 28, 2017
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
Jafari (Guest) on February 27, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
Irene Akoth (Guest) on February 23, 2017
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
Abubakari (Guest) on February 6, 2017
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
Rukia (Guest) on January 26, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on January 24, 2017
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on January 21, 2017
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
Moses Mwita (Guest) on January 21, 2017
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
Shamsa (Guest) on January 14, 2017
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
Wande (Guest) on January 3, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
Wande (Guest) on December 29, 2016
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on December 18, 2016
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋