Mercy Atieno (Guest) on November 30, 2017

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Hekima (Guest) on November 30, 2017

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Chris Okello (Guest) on November 29, 2017

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Frank Macha (Guest) on November 29, 2017

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Rabia (Guest) on November 6, 2017

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on October 31, 2017

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Wande (Guest) on October 23, 2017

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Kheri (Guest) on October 21, 2017

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Chum (Guest) on October 16, 2017

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Nassor (Guest) on October 13, 2017

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on October 8, 2017

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Zulekha (Guest) on October 7, 2017

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on October 3, 2017

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on October 2, 2017

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on September 26, 2017

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 4, 2017

😆 Saving this one!

Mazrui (Guest) on September 1, 2017

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Mary Mrope (Guest) on August 30, 2017

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Janet Wambura (Guest) on August 12, 2017

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 11, 2017

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Muslima (Guest) on July 16, 2017

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Chiku (Guest) on July 15, 2017

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Chris Okello (Guest) on July 7, 2017

😁 This is gold!

Ann Wambui (Guest) on June 20, 2017

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Fikiri (Guest) on June 15, 2017

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Raha (Guest) on June 9, 2017

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Moses Mwita (Guest) on June 8, 2017

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on June 7, 2017

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Fikiri (Guest) on May 30, 2017

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Joy Wacera (Guest) on May 26, 2017

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Safiya (Guest) on May 21, 2017

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

George Wanjala (Guest) on May 20, 2017

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on May 2, 2017

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Mwanaidi (Guest) on April 30, 2017

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Chris Okello (Guest) on April 29, 2017

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on April 15, 2017

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on April 13, 2017

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Susan Wangari (Guest) on April 13, 2017

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Abdillah (Guest) on April 6, 2017

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Shamim (Guest) on April 3, 2017

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on March 31, 2017

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Mary Kendi (Guest) on March 23, 2017

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on March 23, 2017

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Diana Mallya (Guest) on March 18, 2017

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Saidi (Guest) on March 13, 2017

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on March 7, 2017

😅 I needed that laugh!

Jackson Makori (Guest) on February 11, 2017

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Mwagonda (Guest) on February 4, 2017

😄 Nailed it!

Salima (Guest) on February 2, 2017

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on January 30, 2017

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Monica Lissu (Guest) on January 24, 2017

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on January 11, 2017

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Zakia (Guest) on January 9, 2017

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Nuru (Guest) on January 9, 2017

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on January 4, 2017

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on December 19, 2016

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on December 15, 2016

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 14, 2016

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on December 12, 2016

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on December 8, 2016

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜