What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?

Robert Okello (Guest) on December 30, 2017

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Maimuna (Guest) on December 9, 2017

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Mtumwa (Guest) on December 8, 2017

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Mwinyi (Guest) on December 5, 2017

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on November 16, 2017

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on November 13, 2017

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Safiya (Guest) on November 6, 2017

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Sultan (Guest) on November 4, 2017

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Mashaka (Guest) on October 31, 2017

😆 Saving this one!

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on October 24, 2017

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Mwinyi (Guest) on October 18, 2017

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on October 5, 2017

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on September 26, 2017

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Moses Mwita (Guest) on September 25, 2017

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on September 20, 2017

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

David Sokoine (Guest) on September 17, 2017

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Arifa (Guest) on September 7, 2017

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Bahati (Guest) on September 2, 2017

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 25, 2017

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Hekima (Guest) on August 24, 2017

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Hekima (Guest) on August 23, 2017

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 19, 2017

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Yusra (Guest) on August 15, 2017

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on August 10, 2017

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on August 5, 2017

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on July 26, 2017

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Mazrui (Guest) on July 7, 2017

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Violet Mumo (Guest) on July 5, 2017

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Shani (Guest) on June 23, 2017

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Mwajabu (Guest) on June 14, 2017

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on June 12, 2017

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Abubakari (Guest) on June 10, 2017

😆 That punchline!

Faiza (Guest) on June 5, 2017

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Mzee (Guest) on June 2, 2017

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Mjaka (Guest) on May 30, 2017

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Charles Mboje (Guest) on May 26, 2017

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Furaha (Guest) on May 19, 2017

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Mwachumu (Guest) on May 19, 2017

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Sultan (Guest) on May 18, 2017

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Sumaya (Guest) on May 15, 2017

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on May 12, 2017

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Arifa (Guest) on May 8, 2017

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on May 6, 2017

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Zainab (Guest) on May 2, 2017

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on April 20, 2017

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Rubea (Guest) on April 18, 2017

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Arifa (Guest) on April 11, 2017

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Khamis (Guest) on April 3, 2017

😅 I’m still laughing!

Janet Wambura (Guest) on March 15, 2017

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on February 28, 2017

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on February 19, 2017

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Moses Mwita (Guest) on February 18, 2017

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Rahma (Guest) on February 17, 2017

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Kevin Maina (Guest) on February 14, 2017

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 29, 2017

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on January 22, 2017

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Zakaria (Guest) on January 21, 2017

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on January 20, 2017

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Alice Jebet (Guest) on January 16, 2017

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on January 15, 2017

😂 I’m saving this one!