Whom did the monster ask to kiss his boo-boos after he fell?

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on October 31, 2018

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Issack (Guest) on October 24, 2018

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Sultan (Guest) on October 19, 2018

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Hamida (Guest) on September 29, 2018

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Kevin Maina (Guest) on September 27, 2018

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Bakari (Guest) on September 21, 2018

😅 I needed that laugh!

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on September 15, 2018

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Anna Mchome (Guest) on September 9, 2018

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Binti (Guest) on August 21, 2018

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on August 20, 2018

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on August 19, 2018

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Mwachumu (Guest) on August 9, 2018

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Kiza (Guest) on August 8, 2018

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Linda Karimi (Guest) on August 5, 2018

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Farida (Guest) on August 4, 2018

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Grace Minja (Guest) on July 31, 2018

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Raha (Guest) on July 25, 2018

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on July 13, 2018

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on July 8, 2018

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on July 4, 2018

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Juma (Guest) on June 27, 2018

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Peter Mbise (Guest) on June 23, 2018

😆 Bookmarking this!

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on June 22, 2018

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on June 19, 2018

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Sarah Karani (Guest) on June 18, 2018

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Yahya (Guest) on June 11, 2018

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Mwanais (Guest) on June 7, 2018

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Mashaka (Guest) on June 5, 2018

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Arifa (Guest) on June 3, 2018

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on May 31, 2018

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on May 25, 2018

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on May 25, 2018

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on May 24, 2018

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on May 16, 2018

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Amir (Guest) on May 12, 2018

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Baridi (Guest) on May 2, 2018

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Mwanahawa (Guest) on April 30, 2018

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Mgeni (Guest) on April 22, 2018

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Maimuna (Guest) on April 16, 2018

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

George Mallya (Guest) on April 2, 2018

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Masika (Guest) on March 30, 2018

😁 This made my day!

Grace Minja (Guest) on March 29, 2018

🤣 This one got me good!

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on March 21, 2018

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on March 20, 2018

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on March 15, 2018

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Mgeni (Guest) on March 10, 2018

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on March 6, 2018

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

George Ndungu (Guest) on March 3, 2018

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on March 3, 2018

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on February 24, 2018

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Violet Mumo (Guest) on February 18, 2018

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on February 14, 2018

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on February 5, 2018

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Mwinyi (Guest) on February 3, 2018

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Jabir (Guest) on February 1, 2018

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Jabir (Guest) on January 29, 2018

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Peter Mbise (Guest) on January 29, 2018

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Nassar (Guest) on January 10, 2018

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Kevin Maina (Guest) on January 7, 2018

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on January 7, 2018

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷