What starts and ends with “e” and only has one letter?

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on February 21, 2019

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on February 18, 2019

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Rashid (Guest) on February 18, 2019

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on February 15, 2019

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Mchuma (Guest) on February 13, 2019

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on January 28, 2019

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Jane Malecela (Guest) on January 3, 2019

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Fikiri (Guest) on January 3, 2019

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Charles Mboje (Guest) on January 2, 2019

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Asha (Guest) on January 1, 2019

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on December 28, 2018

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Alice Mrema (Guest) on December 20, 2018

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on December 19, 2018

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Charles Mchome (Guest) on December 5, 2018

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on November 22, 2018

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on November 22, 2018

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Ahmed (Guest) on November 12, 2018

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

James Kawawa (Guest) on November 9, 2018

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Paul Kamau (Guest) on October 19, 2018

😄 What a joke!

Mchawi (Guest) on October 18, 2018

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on October 17, 2018

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Salima (Guest) on October 7, 2018

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Francis Njeru (Guest) on September 30, 2018

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on September 22, 2018

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

David Ochieng (Guest) on September 10, 2018

😄 Too good!

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on September 3, 2018

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Ann Wambui (Guest) on August 30, 2018

😂 Gotta save this!

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on August 27, 2018

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Mchawi (Guest) on August 21, 2018

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Abubakar (Guest) on August 13, 2018

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Anna Sumari (Guest) on August 7, 2018

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on July 25, 2018

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Ibrahim (Guest) on July 4, 2018

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on June 26, 2018

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Tabu (Guest) on June 17, 2018

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

George Tenga (Guest) on June 3, 2018

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Ahmed (Guest) on June 1, 2018

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on May 31, 2018

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Habiba (Guest) on May 20, 2018

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on May 20, 2018

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on May 19, 2018

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on May 18, 2018

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on May 14, 2018

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Jaffar (Guest) on May 12, 2018

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Habiba (Guest) on May 4, 2018

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Shabani (Guest) on May 2, 2018

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

John Lissu (Guest) on May 1, 2018

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 29, 2018

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Farida (Guest) on April 25, 2018

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

James Malima (Guest) on April 20, 2018

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Hamida (Guest) on April 17, 2018

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

David Nyerere (Guest) on April 7, 2018

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on March 31, 2018

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Anna Malela (Guest) on March 24, 2018

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Martin Otieno (Guest) on March 4, 2018

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Diana Mallya (Guest) on February 28, 2018

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Farida (Guest) on February 25, 2018

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on February 21, 2018

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Yahya (Guest) on February 15, 2018

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Safiya (Guest) on February 9, 2018

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠