A bone-appetit special: Spare ribs! ๐๐
Explanation: When a skeleton orders dinner, it would naturally choose spare ribs because, well, it's made of bones! This play on words adds a humorous twist by combining the concept of a skeleton's food preference with the name of a popular dish. The skeleton's order for spare ribs perfectly matches its skeletal anatomy, making it a fun and amusing choice for dinner. The use of the ๐ emoji adds an extra touch of creativity and visual representation for the skeleton's preference.
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 18, 2019
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐๐
Irene Akoth (Guest) on April 13, 2019
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
Faiza (Guest) on April 5, 2019
I donโt procrastinate; I reschedule. ๐๏ธ๐
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 27, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Athumani (Guest) on March 13, 2019
Whatโs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! ๐ฅ๐ฆ
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on March 12, 2019
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. โก๐
Mwajabu (Guest) on March 2, 2019
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
Ramadhan (Guest) on February 16, 2019
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. ๐ช๐คฃ
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on February 12, 2019
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
George Wanjala (Guest) on February 9, 2019
๐ Canโt stop laughing!
Mwanahawa (Guest) on February 1, 2019
๐ Iโm seriously crying over here!
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on January 30, 2019
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
Victor Kimario (Guest) on January 26, 2019
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
Mwinyi (Guest) on January 23, 2019
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโt peeling well! ๐๐ค
Charles Mboje (Guest) on January 16, 2019
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 6, 2019
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ถ
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on December 27, 2018
๐ What a joke!
Michael Onyango (Guest) on December 20, 2018
Whatโs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐ฐ๐ค
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on December 19, 2018
If you canโt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐๐คฏ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 15, 2018
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Janet Sumari (Guest) on December 6, 2018
Whatโs brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ฟ๐
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on November 30, 2018
๐ You got me good!
Arifa (Guest) on November 30, 2018
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด
Halima (Guest) on November 12, 2018
๐ Iโm still laughing, canโt stop!
Zakaria (Guest) on November 12, 2018
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐คช
Rubea (Guest) on November 12, 2018
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐๐
Asha (Guest) on November 5, 2018
๐ So funny!
Paul Kamau (Guest) on October 18, 2018
I donโt know how to act my age because Iโve never been this age before. ๐ค๐
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on October 9, 2018
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on September 27, 2018
Why donโt elephants use computers? Theyโre afraid of the mouse! ๐๐ฑ๏ธ
Rukia (Guest) on July 30, 2018
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! ๐ธ๐ป
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on July 26, 2018
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐๐
Muslima (Guest) on July 18, 2018
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Fatuma (Guest) on July 8, 2018
If at first, you donโt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnโt for you. ๐ชโ
Jane Malecela (Guest) on June 29, 2018
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. โฐ๐ผ
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on June 19, 2018
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Mwakisu (Guest) on June 6, 2018
Whatโs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! ๐ช๐
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on June 3, 2018
Why donโt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! ๐ฆด๐
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on May 20, 2018
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look, Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐
Frank Macha (Guest) on May 14, 2018
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ถ๐ต
Khatib (Guest) on May 9, 2018
๐ This is pure brilliance!
Yusra (Guest) on May 7, 2018
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐๐
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on May 6, 2018
๐ Iโm sending this to everyone I know!
Charles Wafula (Guest) on May 2, 2018
Thanks Ackyshine
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 24, 2018
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐
Mwajabu (Guest) on April 17, 2018
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐ฑ๐
Rehema (Guest) on April 16, 2018
๐ That punchline was epic!
Irene Akoth (Guest) on April 16, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Fatuma (Guest) on April 4, 2018
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
Mwinyi (Guest) on April 3, 2018
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
Mohamed (Guest) on April 1, 2018
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ๐๐
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on March 15, 2018
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช
Mwachumu (Guest) on March 15, 2018
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโt figure anything out! ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on March 10, 2018
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Anna Malela (Guest) on February 18, 2018
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐
Jafari (Guest) on February 10, 2018
๐ Added to my favorites!
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on February 9, 2018
Whatโs Beethovenโs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! ๐น๐
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on February 3, 2018
๐ Iโm dying!
Zakia (Guest) on February 2, 2018
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโt fit them in their trunks! ๐๐ฑ
Fatuma (Guest) on January 20, 2018
How do trees access the internet? They log in! ๐ฒ๐ป