What do you call a left-handed dog?

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on December 5, 2018

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Baraka (Guest) on November 21, 2018

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on November 21, 2018

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Alice Jebet (Guest) on November 20, 2018

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Rabia (Guest) on October 25, 2018

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Hassan (Guest) on October 23, 2018

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on October 20, 2018

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Peter Otieno (Guest) on October 10, 2018

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Mashaka (Guest) on October 6, 2018

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Mary Mrope (Guest) on October 5, 2018

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on October 5, 2018

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Mchuma (Guest) on October 2, 2018

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Mtumwa (Guest) on October 1, 2018

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 1, 2018

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on October 1, 2018

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Tabu (Guest) on September 21, 2018

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Latifa (Guest) on September 17, 2018

😂 Gotta save this!

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on September 8, 2018

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on September 6, 2018

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Mary Kendi (Guest) on September 5, 2018

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Maida (Guest) on September 5, 2018

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Anna Mchome (Guest) on August 28, 2018

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

John Malisa (Guest) on August 20, 2018

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Zubeida (Guest) on August 16, 2018

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Alice Jebet (Guest) on July 28, 2018

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 28, 2018

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Kiza (Guest) on July 27, 2018

😂 This is a keeper!

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 24, 2018

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Nchi (Guest) on July 15, 2018

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Martin Otieno (Guest) on June 26, 2018

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Jafari (Guest) on June 16, 2018

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Faiza (Guest) on June 15, 2018

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Bahati (Guest) on June 11, 2018

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Juma (Guest) on June 1, 2018

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on May 28, 2018

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Habiba (Guest) on May 25, 2018

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on May 13, 2018

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on May 8, 2018

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Salma (Guest) on May 7, 2018

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on May 5, 2018

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Kiza (Guest) on April 29, 2018

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on April 24, 2018

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on April 17, 2018

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on April 12, 2018

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on April 4, 2018

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Halima (Guest) on March 21, 2018

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on March 18, 2018

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Nyota (Guest) on March 14, 2018

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on February 21, 2018

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Tambwe (Guest) on February 18, 2018

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on February 14, 2018

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Rahma (Guest) on February 13, 2018

😆 Bookmarking this!

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on January 30, 2018

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Ibrahim (Guest) on January 18, 2018

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on January 17, 2018

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on January 7, 2018

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Saidi (Guest) on January 2, 2018

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Majid (Guest) on December 31, 2017

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on December 25, 2017

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Makame (Guest) on December 8, 2017

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅