What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day?

Masika (Guest) on October 5, 2018

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Tambwe (Guest) on October 3, 2018

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on September 24, 2018

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Jamal (Guest) on September 23, 2018

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 19, 2018

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Sultan (Guest) on September 18, 2018

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on September 12, 2018

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on August 29, 2018

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Frank Macha (Guest) on August 23, 2018

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

George Mallya (Guest) on August 14, 2018

😂 I’m saving this one!

Baridi (Guest) on August 14, 2018

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on August 7, 2018

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Rukia (Guest) on August 6, 2018

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on August 4, 2018

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on August 1, 2018

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Anna Sumari (Guest) on July 30, 2018

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on July 30, 2018

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Sultan (Guest) on July 26, 2018

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Baridi (Guest) on July 21, 2018

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on July 14, 2018

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Shamim (Guest) on July 13, 2018

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on July 10, 2018

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Safiya (Guest) on July 6, 2018

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Kazija (Guest) on July 1, 2018

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Shabani (Guest) on June 30, 2018

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Mwanaisha (Guest) on June 26, 2018

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

David Sokoine (Guest) on June 12, 2018

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Kevin Maina (Guest) on June 10, 2018

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on June 7, 2018

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on May 25, 2018

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on May 24, 2018

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on May 12, 2018

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Josephine (Guest) on May 11, 2018

😆 I’m dying over here!

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on May 7, 2018

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Victor Kamau (Guest) on April 27, 2018

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Jane Malecela (Guest) on April 24, 2018

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

John Lissu (Guest) on April 18, 2018

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Shamim (Guest) on April 14, 2018

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on April 7, 2018

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Khamis (Guest) on April 6, 2018

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Abubakar (Guest) on March 30, 2018

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Chiku (Guest) on March 27, 2018

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Jafari (Guest) on March 26, 2018

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on March 16, 2018

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Ramadhan (Guest) on March 12, 2018

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on March 4, 2018

😃 Instant mood boost!

Daudi (Guest) on March 4, 2018

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Tabu (Guest) on February 28, 2018

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Mhina (Guest) on February 27, 2018

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on February 27, 2018

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Mwinyi (Guest) on February 25, 2018

😅 I needed that!

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on February 19, 2018

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Sultan (Guest) on February 16, 2018

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Issack (Guest) on February 13, 2018

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on January 31, 2018

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Charles Mrope (Guest) on January 28, 2018

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on January 20, 2018

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Francis Mrope (Guest) on January 18, 2018

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Omar (Guest) on January 13, 2018

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Sultan (Guest) on January 9, 2018

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️