Sofia (Guest) on November 11, 2019

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on November 7, 2019

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on October 19, 2019

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Raha (Guest) on October 4, 2019

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Khalifa (Guest) on October 3, 2019

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Shamsa (Guest) on September 27, 2019

😆 Bookmarking this!

Mazrui (Guest) on September 26, 2019

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on September 18, 2019

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Tabu (Guest) on September 13, 2019

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on September 6, 2019

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on August 31, 2019

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Bahati (Guest) on August 19, 2019

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Mzee (Guest) on August 9, 2019

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Binti (Guest) on August 5, 2019

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Grace Mushi (Guest) on July 28, 2019

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Sarafina (Guest) on July 25, 2019

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on July 14, 2019

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Baridi (Guest) on July 12, 2019

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Jamila (Guest) on July 7, 2019

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on July 6, 2019

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Shani (Guest) on June 27, 2019

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on June 22, 2019

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on June 22, 2019

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Arifa (Guest) on June 3, 2019

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on May 31, 2019

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on May 25, 2019

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Binti (Guest) on May 23, 2019

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Khalifa (Guest) on May 15, 2019

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

David Musyoka (Guest) on May 7, 2019

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

David Ochieng (Guest) on May 7, 2019

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Kazija (Guest) on May 4, 2019

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on May 3, 2019

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on May 1, 2019

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Hekima (Guest) on April 25, 2019

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Kheri (Guest) on April 24, 2019

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on April 19, 2019

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on April 17, 2019

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 11, 2019

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on April 8, 2019

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Violet Mumo (Guest) on April 3, 2019

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Jamal (Guest) on April 2, 2019

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Mariam (Guest) on March 27, 2019

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on March 25, 2019

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on March 24, 2019

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on March 23, 2019

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Zubeida (Guest) on March 20, 2019

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Victor Kamau (Guest) on March 7, 2019

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Alice Mrema (Guest) on February 12, 2019

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Athumani (Guest) on February 11, 2019

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Maulid (Guest) on January 30, 2019

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Kijakazi (Guest) on January 26, 2019

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Salma (Guest) on January 22, 2019

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Janet Sumari (Guest) on January 16, 2019

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Alice Mrema (Guest) on January 16, 2019

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Alice Mwikali (Guest) on January 16, 2019

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Zakaria (Guest) on January 14, 2019

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Khatib (Guest) on January 11, 2019

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on January 7, 2019

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on January 2, 2019

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Grace Mligo (Guest) on January 1, 2019

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫