Bakari (Guest) on November 15, 2019

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on November 13, 2019

😆 This one really got me!

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on November 2, 2019

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Jane Malecela (Guest) on October 29, 2019

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on October 26, 2019

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Sultan (Guest) on October 16, 2019

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Raha (Guest) on September 21, 2019

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Arifa (Guest) on September 21, 2019

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Charles Mchome (Guest) on September 14, 2019

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on September 8, 2019

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on September 3, 2019

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

George Wanjala (Guest) on August 24, 2019

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Charles Mchome (Guest) on August 19, 2019

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Umi (Guest) on August 16, 2019

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on August 16, 2019

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Francis Mrope (Guest) on August 6, 2019

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Abubakari (Guest) on July 29, 2019

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 27, 2019

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Mwinyi (Guest) on July 22, 2019

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on July 19, 2019

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Nyota (Guest) on July 15, 2019

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Grace Mushi (Guest) on July 15, 2019

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Hekima (Guest) on June 12, 2019

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on May 25, 2019

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on May 15, 2019

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 9, 2019

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on April 27, 2019

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 17, 2019

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Mwajuma (Guest) on March 17, 2019

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Mashaka (Guest) on March 14, 2019

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on March 4, 2019

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Jabir (Guest) on March 2, 2019

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Kijakazi (Guest) on February 27, 2019

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Mariam (Guest) on February 24, 2019

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on February 4, 2019

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Mwanais (Guest) on February 4, 2019

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Fikiri (Guest) on February 3, 2019

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Robert Okello (Guest) on February 2, 2019

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on January 29, 2019

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Khatib (Guest) on January 1, 2019

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Nashon (Guest) on December 29, 2018

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Yusuf (Guest) on December 27, 2018

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on December 15, 2018

😆 I’m dying over here!

Mashaka (Guest) on December 9, 2018

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Baraka (Guest) on December 5, 2018

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on December 5, 2018

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on November 30, 2018

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Shani (Guest) on November 27, 2018

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Frank Macha (Guest) on November 3, 2018

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Alice Mrema (Guest) on October 27, 2018

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Linda Karimi (Guest) on October 14, 2018

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Kiza (Guest) on September 25, 2018

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on September 16, 2018

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on September 14, 2018

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Rahma (Guest) on September 10, 2018

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on September 7, 2018

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on September 6, 2018

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on September 5, 2018

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Michael Onyango (Guest) on August 31, 2018

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on August 20, 2018

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️