A rabbit's favorite kind of music is "Hip-Hop"! 🐇🎵
Explanation: This plays on the wordplay between a rabbit's "hip" nature, as they hop around, and the music genre "Hip-Hop". It brings a cheerful tone to the question, creating a funny and lighthearted atmosphere. The use of the rabbit emoji adds an extra touch of playfulness to the joke.
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on December 24, 2019
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
Mtumwa (Guest) on December 16, 2019
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on December 10, 2019
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
Issa (Guest) on December 10, 2019
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
Bakari (Guest) on December 6, 2019
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
Biashara (Guest) on November 22, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on November 16, 2019
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
Michael Mboya (Guest) on November 12, 2019
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
Amir (Guest) on November 11, 2019
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on November 10, 2019
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
Halima (Guest) on November 8, 2019
🤣 Pure genius!
Amir (Guest) on October 22, 2019
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
Anna Sumari (Guest) on October 20, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on October 7, 2019
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
Sultan (Guest) on October 2, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
Hekima (Guest) on September 28, 2019
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
Mchuma (Guest) on September 22, 2019
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on September 12, 2019
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on August 22, 2019
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
Zubeida (Guest) on August 22, 2019
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on July 31, 2019
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
Khamis (Guest) on July 12, 2019
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
John Lissu (Guest) on July 10, 2019
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on June 29, 2019
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on June 23, 2019
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
Mary Mrope (Guest) on June 9, 2019
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
Amani (Guest) on May 29, 2019
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
John Kamande (Guest) on May 27, 2019
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on May 22, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
Jane Malecela (Guest) on May 19, 2019
😄 Perfect joke!
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on May 16, 2019
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
Mashaka (Guest) on May 7, 2019
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on May 4, 2019
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
Mzee (Guest) on April 24, 2019
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on April 10, 2019
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
Mary Mrope (Guest) on April 8, 2019
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
Binti (Guest) on April 3, 2019
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
Mgeni (Guest) on March 30, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on March 27, 2019
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
Salum (Guest) on March 23, 2019
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on March 18, 2019
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on March 15, 2019
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
Tabu (Guest) on March 12, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Alice Mrema (Guest) on March 4, 2019
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
Baridi (Guest) on February 26, 2019
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on February 22, 2019
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on January 29, 2019
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 19, 2019
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
Daudi (Guest) on January 3, 2019
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on December 15, 2018
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
Rukia (Guest) on December 9, 2018
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
Amani (Guest) on November 27, 2018
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on November 21, 2018
😆 That punchline was epic!
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on November 20, 2018
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
Jafari (Guest) on November 19, 2018
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on November 17, 2018
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
Zulekha (Guest) on November 10, 2018
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
Sofia (Guest) on November 1, 2018
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on October 30, 2018
🤣 This joke is just too good!
Mary Mrope (Guest) on October 28, 2018
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒