What’s a cannibal’s favorite sport?

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on April 21, 2020

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Habiba (Guest) on April 12, 2020

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Nyota (Guest) on April 10, 2020

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Irene Makena (Guest) on March 31, 2020

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Shabani (Guest) on March 30, 2020

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Frank Macha (Guest) on March 29, 2020

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Nasra (Guest) on March 7, 2020

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on February 29, 2020

😂 I’m saving this one!

Latifa (Guest) on February 28, 2020

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Daudi (Guest) on February 27, 2020

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Fatuma (Guest) on February 23, 2020

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Mwinyi (Guest) on February 23, 2020

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on February 10, 2020

😆 Still cracking up!

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 7, 2020

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Yahya (Guest) on February 5, 2020

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Amani (Guest) on February 3, 2020

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Arifa (Guest) on January 28, 2020

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

George Wanjala (Guest) on January 19, 2020

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on January 15, 2020

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 30, 2019

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on December 28, 2019

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

John Lissu (Guest) on December 26, 2019

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Robert Okello (Guest) on December 25, 2019

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Nchi (Guest) on December 16, 2019

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Shamsa (Guest) on December 7, 2019

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 5, 2019

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Abubakar (Guest) on December 1, 2019

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Neema (Guest) on December 1, 2019

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Mwalimu (Guest) on November 29, 2019

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on November 25, 2019

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Abdullah (Guest) on November 25, 2019

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on November 24, 2019

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Abubakari (Guest) on November 19, 2019

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Shani (Guest) on November 17, 2019

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

David Musyoka (Guest) on November 9, 2019

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Mchawi (Guest) on November 9, 2019

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Jaffar (Guest) on November 7, 2019

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on November 3, 2019

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on October 26, 2019

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Shamim (Guest) on October 25, 2019

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Ibrahim (Guest) on October 21, 2019

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Paul Kamau (Guest) on October 7, 2019

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Maneno (Guest) on September 28, 2019

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Khatib (Guest) on September 24, 2019

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on September 20, 2019

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Sarah Karani (Guest) on August 17, 2019

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Alice Jebet (Guest) on August 16, 2019

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Mwakisu (Guest) on August 8, 2019

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Husna (Guest) on August 5, 2019

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Peter Mbise (Guest) on July 26, 2019

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Mohamed (Guest) on July 22, 2019

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Latifa (Guest) on July 11, 2019

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on July 8, 2019

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Mzee (Guest) on June 21, 2019

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Nora Kidata (Guest) on June 16, 2019

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Janet Sumari (Guest) on June 15, 2019

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Mary Kendi (Guest) on June 7, 2019

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Nasra (Guest) on May 29, 2019

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Mhina (Guest) on May 24, 2019

😄 Too good!

Frank Macha (Guest) on May 12, 2019

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳